Random Jabber Jibber thread

[mysunnyboy]

I just watched Mike Pence gush about how awesome his boss is and how smart it was to get us into a trade war.
I'm gonna throw up now...

Oh and Steve Manuchan looks like the love child of Jeff Goldblum & Pee Wee Herman.

That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in a long time lol Jeff Goldblum lol

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Notice of Privacy

Can you believe this shit?

They can just confiscate your cash and not give it back, and pretend it's from drugs.

I'll bet there's lots of old people who don't trust banks and with interest rates so low, I'm not sure I blame them.

 

[Bareback]

Notice of Privacy

Can you believe this shit?

They can just confiscate your cash and not give it back, and pretend it's from drugs.

I'll bet there's lots of old people who don't trust banks and with interest rates so low, I'm not sure I blame them.

Back in ‘08 a friend of mine, who is one of those old don’t trust no bank people, was headed to an equipment auction with about a hundred grand in his truck, he passes a parked unmarked marshal, that jumps right in behind him and pulls him over. The first thing he asked was about the cash, my friend explained what was up, and then asked how he new the cash was in the car , the marshal said he has a detector in his car that will pick up the strips in the money and if you travel with so much you are supposed to call ahead and inform them.....wtf.

 

[Bublonichronic]

STFU sunshine...where’s y’alls chomo buddy at , what was his name Bobby Something ? man I called that one haha is projections were to easy to read

 

[raratt]

trade war.

I don't think the soybean farmer I saw on the news last night that owes a couple months back payments on his mortgage and can't afford to pay it thinks it's so great.

 

[lokie]

 

[mysunnyboy]

STFU sunshine...where’s y’alls chomo buddy at , what was his name Bobby Something ? man I called that one haha is projections were to easy to read

I’ll play

 

[Dougnsalem]

My next ex wife....




(I'd greatly appreciate it if one of you can forward her phone number to me. I guess a name would be good too....)

 

[BarnBuster]

Back in ‘08 a friend of mine, who is one of those old don’t trust no bank people, was headed to an equipment auction with about a hundred grand in his truck, he passes a parked unmarked marshal, that jumps right in behind him and pulls him over. The first thing he asked was about the cash, my friend explained what was up, and then asked how he new the cash was in the car , the marshal said he has a detector in his car that will pick up the strips in the money and if you travel with so much you are supposed to call ahead and inform them.....wtf.

I think he was funnin' you. I know as of around 2015 a company (KWJ engineering) was developing a Bulk Currency Detection System (BCDS) using a "sniffer" system (think robo dog) that detects the vapor signature of US currency. I'm pretty sure they haven't developed a reliable way of detecting currency at a distance. DHS Science and Technology Directorate issued a challenge to private sector companies in 2010 to develop such tech but nothing that I know of is in the field.

 

[cannabineer]

I’ll play

Stay out of blue sneeze radius, this one snorts Xanax

 

[curious2garden]

I think he was funnin' you. I know as of around 2015 a company (KWJ engineering) was developing a Bulk Currency Detection System (BCDS) using a "sniffer" system (think robo dog) that detects the vapor signature of US currency. I'm pretty sure they haven't developed a reliable way of detecting currency at a distance. DHS Science and Technology Directorate issued a challenge to private sector companies in 2010 to develop such tech but nothing that I know of is in the field.

Tomorrow is today

 

[lokie]

My next ex wife....

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(I'd greatly appreciate it if one of you can forward her phone number to me. I guess a name would be good too....)

I met a chick that looked exactly like that, blond, svelte, gorgeous.
Thought I would give it a go ,
only to find out she was selling AMWAY.

 

[cannabineer]

My next ex wife....

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(I'd greatly appreciate it if one of you can forward her phone number to me. I guess a name would be good too....)

This is plainly not a case of the costume wearing the person. She rocks that shit hard.

 

[BarnBuster]

If you plan to use the free versions of TurboTax, Tax Act, etc to do your taxes, remember to access them thru the IRS site for the truly "free" version otherwise the companies try and steer you into the paid products you may not need.

IRS Free File | Internal Revenue Service

apps.irs.gov

 

[SpaceGrease]

Fight days are some of the best days !

Couple briskets on the stick burner w/post oak since last night ,doing its thing . Vat of ranch style beans prepped and ready for smoke later . Last summers canned peaches on stand by for cobbler and a bubbler full of thin leaf w/a spicy Bloody Mary for now .

YES SIR , it’s gonna be a great day .

 

[Chunky Stool]

 

[mysunnyboy]

If you plan to use the free versions of TurboTax, Tax Act, etc to do your taxes, remember to access them thru the IRS site for the truly "free" version otherwise the companies try and steer you into the paid products you may not need.

IRS Free File | Internal Revenue Service

apps.irs.gov

Do your what?

 

[jerryb73]

Took my daughter for a lil fun.





then she won this.

 

[raratt]

I'm trying to talk myself into grocery shopping this afternoon. I guess I need to look in the empty freezer and pantry a couple more times to convince myself it needs done.

 

[Chunky Stool]