Random Jabber Jibber thread

racerboy71 said:
i have a hot wheels set just like that, love it..
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How many young men out there had their car appetite whetted by HW, (even today, I hope). My interest predated them a little (Matchbox) and then I was into slot cars in the early 60's. My first real car was a 63 IHC Scout.

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mr sunshine said:
I found some fake stretchy silicone nuts on amazon and a key chain too. They have a little bit of hair on them, lol...



https://www.amazon.com/Grandpa-Test...CQG0H232YY7&psc=1&refRID=56PY171JDCQG0H232YY7

https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Testicle-Ballsack-Keychain-BILLYSBALLBAGS/dp/B06XCJSQLN
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I found something by the roadside today. It was in surprisingly good condition so I took it home. I subjected it to a full olfactory and gustatory analysis here, and although the signal is attenuated by age and the rains we've had, I detected significant amounts of @mr sunshine from the tip almost to the plug. (The sharp line at 364.42 Erection Volts is a clear mr. sunshine tell.) The top two or so inches give a composite signal. My olfactory imaging center has gone all polite lately and labels the composite "mr sunshine and friend". Seems "friend" was simply not so brave.

Out of my profound respect for mr sunshine, I commended the unit to a much more ceremonious binning. I love you man, but you're a littering asshole. buttcorn.jpeg
 
cannabineer said:
I found something by the roadside today. It was in surprisingly good condition so I took it home. I subjected it to a full olfactory and gustatory analysis here, and although the signal is attenuated by age and the rains we've had, I detected significant amounts of @mr sunshine from the tip almost to the plug. (The sharp line at 364.42 Erection Volts is a clear mr. sunshine tell.) The top two or so inches give a composite signal. My olfactory imaging center has gone all polite lately and labels the composite "mr sunshine and friend". Seems "friend" was simply not so brave.

Out of my profound respect for mr sunshine, I commended the unit to a much more ceremonious binning. I love you man, but you're a littering asshole. View attachment 4267420
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LITTER! How dare you, he's paying it forward, ala Johnny Cornhole Seed.
 
When studying spelling and reading with your kindergartner it becomes apparent just how fucked up and stupid the English language is. "I know I said when there's an "e" at the end it makes a long vowel sound but this one is different." "Why?" "Because fuck you, that's why."

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