Random Jabber Jibber thread

[BarnBuster]

i have a hot wheels set just like that, love it..

How many young men out there had their car appetite whetted by HW, (even today, I hope). My interest predated them a little (Matchbox) and then I was into slot cars in the early 60's. My first real car was a 63 IHC Scout.

 

[mr sunshine]

I found some fake stretchy silicone nuts on amazon and a key chain too. They have a little bit of hair on them, lol...



https://www.amazon.com/Grandpa-Testicles-Stretchy-Silicone-BILLYSBALLBAGS/dp/B01F2NCQS8/ref=pd_aw_fbt_517_img_2/138-0024025-4828171?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01F2NCQS8&pd_rd_r=6e7fd416-1bf1-11e9-836b-afabdeb59979&pd_rd_w=mSlq6&pd_rd_wg=9jVQK&pf_rd_p=b98fa1a4-6e6e-4981-835c-7fb29e0f4dd2&pf_rd_r=56PY171JDCQG0H232YY7&psc=1&refRID=56PY171JDCQG0H232YY7

https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Testicle-Ballsack-Keychain-BILLYSBALLBAGS/dp/B06XCJSQLN

 

[Bareback]

I found some fake stretchy silicone nuts on amazon and a key chain too. They have a little bit of hair on them, lol...



https://www.amazon.com/Grandpa-Testicles-Stretchy-Silicone-BILLYSBALLBAGS/dp/B01F2NCQS8/ref=pd_aw_fbt_517_img_2/138-0024025-4828171?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01F2NCQS8&pd_rd_r=6e7fd416-1bf1-11e9-836b-afabdeb59979&pd_rd_w=mSlq6&pd_rd_wg=9jVQK&pf_rd_p=b98fa1a4-6e6e-4981-835c-7fb29e0f4dd2&pf_rd_r=56PY171JDCQG0H232YY7&psc=1&refRID=56PY171JDCQG0H232YY7

https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Testicle-Ballsack-Keychain-BILLYSBALLBAGS/dp/B06XCJSQLN

Wow there's a helluva up charge for the longer shack.... I guess they just want to ring every drop out of ya.

 

[BarnBuster]

I found some fake stretchy silicone nuts on amazon and a key chain too. They have a little bit of hair on them, lol...

https://www.amazon.com/Grandpa-Testicles-Stretchy-Silicone-BILLYSBALLBAGS/dp/B01F2NCQS8/ref=pd_aw_fbt_517_img_2/138-0024025-4828171?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01F2NCQS8&pd_rd_r=6e7fd416-1bf1-11e9-836b-afabdeb59979&pd_rd_w=mSlq6&pd_rd_wg=9jVQK&pf_rd_p=b98fa1a4-6e6e-4981-835c-7fb29e0f4dd2&pf_rd_r=56PY171JDCQG0H232YY7&psc=1&refRID=56PY171JDCQG0H232YY7

https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Testicle-Ballsack-Keychain-BILLYSBALLBAGS/dp/B06XCJSQLN

lol

 

[cannabineer]

I found some fake stretchy silicone nuts on amazon and a key chain too. They have a little bit of hair on them, lol...



https://www.amazon.com/Grandpa-Testicles-Stretchy-Silicone-BILLYSBALLBAGS/dp/B01F2NCQS8/ref=pd_aw_fbt_517_img_2/138-0024025-4828171?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01F2NCQS8&pd_rd_r=6e7fd416-1bf1-11e9-836b-afabdeb59979&pd_rd_w=mSlq6&pd_rd_wg=9jVQK&pf_rd_p=b98fa1a4-6e6e-4981-835c-7fb29e0f4dd2&pf_rd_r=56PY171JDCQG0H232YY7&psc=1&refRID=56PY171JDCQG0H232YY7

https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Testicle-Ballsack-Keychain-BILLYSBALLBAGS/dp/B06XCJSQLN

I found something by the roadside today. It was in surprisingly good condition so I took it home. I subjected it to a full olfactory and gustatory analysis here, and although the signal is attenuated by age and the rains we've had, I detected significant amounts of @mr sunshine from the tip almost to the plug. (The sharp line at 364.42 Erection Volts is a clear mr. sunshine tell.) The top two or so inches give a composite signal. My olfactory imaging center has gone all polite lately and labels the composite "mr sunshine and friend". Seems "friend" was simply not so brave.

Out of my profound respect for mr sunshine, I commended the unit to a much more ceremonious binning. I love you man, but you're a littering asshole.

 

[curious2garden]

I found something by the roadside today. It was in surprisingly good condition so I took it home. I subjected it to a full olfactory and gustatory analysis here, and although the signal is attenuated by age and the rains we've had, I detected significant amounts of @mr sunshine from the tip almost to the plug. (The sharp line at 364.42 Erection Volts is a clear mr. sunshine tell.) The top two or so inches give a composite signal. My olfactory imaging center has gone all polite lately and labels the composite "mr sunshine and friend". Seems "friend" was simply not so brave.

Out of my profound respect for mr sunshine, I commended the unit to a much more ceremonious binning. I love you man, but you're a littering asshole. View attachment 4267420

LITTER! How dare you, he's paying it forward, ala Johnny Cornhole Seed.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

LITTER! How dare you, he's paying it forward, ala Johnny Cornhole Seed.

Of all the names this game could have been called.

 

[curious2garden]

Of all the names this game could have been called.

My local breweries have Cornhole tournaments! I was surprised when I saw what they were calling it.

 

[cannabineer]

Of all the names this game could have been called.

Well they are skillfully going sack deep into a perhaps undersized orifice. From a distance. #chucknorris

 

[ANC]

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i don't want to change his mind

 

[ANC]

 

[lokie]

 

[tyler.durden]

Blessed Sunday to all my RIU Brethren. I see you're up early, hopefully with a nice, hot cup of Jesus to absolve all your sin. I had something prepared, but I think I'll let Brother Maynard conduct today's sermon. Silly monkeys. Enjoy...

 

[Grandpapy]

Amen

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[neosapien]

When studying spelling and reading with your kindergartner it becomes apparent just how fucked up and stupid the English language is. "I know I said when there's an "e" at the end it makes a long vowel sound but this one is different." "Why?" "Because fuck you, that's why."

 

[Grandpapy]

Math is coming.

 

[neosapien]

Math is coming.

I'm expecting the half Asian to kick in for that segment.

 

[ANC]