question for the ladies....

kinetic

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Ah, shit, that's right. Old people have sex too. Nice..

I don't know if you're really that old. But, with names like Granny Weed and Oldtimer54.. I'm gonna make some assumptions, apologies.
Grannyweed has some nice legs and feet. I've never seen more than that.
 

theexpress

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So you have no issue with the propect of being bankrupt and broke? the issue mot have is about the lack of guarantee this method of income has. mites and your yearly income is gone. That kind of thing. Let alone losing them to prison for a handful or more years.



That is a different thing. this thread seems more about someone with no swiz bank account, but yotur average joe. I think in short this is a thread about if theexpress would stand better chance getting a woman should he stop being a drug dealer as his source of income and financial security.
its not what you think it is... for one I know ima "scumbag" didn't finish h.s. multiple felony arrest.... with asshole tendencies..... I think im doing much better... I stopped selling the more controlled substances in favor of the bud game...... and you wouldn't beleave how many times I got laid because I the whole hustler thing... i was just wonderinig... im not gonna stop growing for anybody.... im not gonna stop serving the green until the gravey train is fully derailed... been saving up for something... donno what it is yet.... how much money you think ur avg joe is sitting on these days... i bet more people are down like 10k or more then are up 50k or more of hard currency at any given time... u got it all wrong bra... i know what im on and about... aint shit in my future but one night stands and str8 wratchet sluts... im cool with that for now... im good sleepin just me and my .40 cal till then
 

HeartlandHank

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My friend swore off relationships a long time ago and just goes with the ladies of the night when he needs some love.

I get it, damn, sometimes you just want some ass and you wanna pay for it. It just works out so damn well,for everyone!

When you break down the money i give to my girl, to the number of times I actually get laid like a prostitute will...DAMN.. my girl pulls tricks.
Like a swimming pool you swim in 5 times a year.. you do the math and you could have taking a fucking vacation 5 times that year instead.

Praise the lord for prostitutes!
 

HeartlandHank

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I HAVE A DIFFRET NAME FOR MY PENIS
Ah,I felt like a dick for typing that.. I took it down, not soon enough.

I wasn't trying to be a dick.

Rad gun though.. My toys are all legal, but I don't keep them at home. I gotta go pick them up to play. Then drive 30 mins to the nearest range that allows rapid fire.

5 yrs ago you could bring shit to shoot up, as long as you cleaned up. Now they are a little more strict.

As far as protection.. I like my odds w/o the gun over with the gun... in most situations..
I keep a knife in the door of my driver and passenger front seat.. of every vehicle. A baseball bat behind the closet door. Shit gets evil. haha.
 

theexpress

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My friend swore off relationships a long time ago and just goes with the ladies of the night when he needs some love.

I get it, damn, sometimes you just want some ass and you wanna pay for it. It just works out so damn well,for everyone!

When you break down the money i give to my girl, to the number of times I actually get laid like a prostitute will...DAMN.. my girl pulls tricks.
Like a swimming pool you swim in 5 times a year.. you do the math and you could have taking a fucking vacation 5 times that year instead.

Praise the lord for prostitutes!
i taught ya girl all the game she knows.... all that money u giving her coming right back this way lol j/k
 

theexpress

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Ah,I felt like a dick for typing that.. I took it down, not soon enough.

I wasn't trying to be a dick.

Rad gun though.. My toys are all legal, but I don't keep them at home. I gotta go pick them up to play. Then drive 30 mins to the nearest range that allows rapid fire.

5 yrs ago you could bring shit to shoot up, as long as you cleaned up. Now they are a little more strict.

As far as protection.. I like my odds w/o the gun over with the gun... in most situations..
lol i should have replyed to quote of what u said... now people are gonna see me post a pic of a fucking cannon and under it says "i call my penis a different name" lol LIKE WTF!!!!!?????lol there like that guy aint right
 

HeartlandHank

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lol i should have replyed to quote of what u said... now people are gonna see me post a pic of a fucking cannon and under it says "i call my penis a different name" lol LIKE WTF!!!!!?????lol there like that guy aint right
Fuck, Im sorry.. you're right. haha. I just thought it sounded like a dick thing to say all of the sudden, so i took it down. haha. my bad.
 

HeartlandHank

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i edited an earlier post...set it up right.

yeah, unfaithful, that's a deal breaker unless you have that sort of thing all set out with boundries and what not..
 
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