I have to pass a pre-employment drug test tomorrow morning and I am worried about passing it. I have not smoked in 4 days but I just failed a at home drug test. I have never faked a urine test but i have a friend that is willing to pee for me. I am freaking out on how to pull this off though, most places make you leave the door open . Please help!!
Pre-employment drug test
- Thread starter Dre4119
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shrxhky420
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It's easy bro. Guaranteed not too fail...
Just shit in the cup.
We've all done it. Haven't had a single test come back positive.
No problem bud, we're here to help.
SH420
Just shit in the cup.
We've all done it. Haven't had a single test come back positive.
No problem bud, we're here to help.
SH420
I'm being serious.
2WorldsFrog
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Find a head shop, they'll help you out. STAT Flush has worked for me in the past.
So are we, shitting in the cup is the only fool proof solution!
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BarnBuster
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shrxhky420
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False! What a dick!
Ever seen 2 girls 1 cup... yeah like that only with dogs...
Urine *smh*
SH420
tangerinegreen555
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You fucking guys, everybody knows if you study to be a Jedi they will teach you the necessary mind tricks to pass any silly test.
You: "I drugs do not do, this is necessary not"
Test guy: "You're hired, you don't need a test. I apologize, please don't hurt me, you can have my job."
You: "I drugs do not do, this is necessary not"
Test guy: "You're hired, you don't need a test. I apologize, please don't hurt me, you can have my job."
Singlemalt
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LOL. Joined 12 hrs before the test seeking advice.
shrxhky420
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With the stellar advice that's been given, op only needed 12 minutes
Great job everyone, great job!
Penis!
SH420
tangerinegreen555
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Here and probably 12 other sites.
I'll bet we have the best answers on the net. Guaranteed. These are RIU certified answers, not just a bunch of poppycock like those other sites.
Singlemalt
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Of course; given by certified drug counselors standing by 24/7 to assist you. Wonder if they called the RIU Hotline, press 5 for imminent drug tests?
Dougnsalem
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Just curious.... Did the poop work for you???
tyler.durden
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Lol. Poor Dre. His employer really side-stepped the land mine of hiring him...
shrxhky420
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Yeah, who the fuck wants some, devil lettuce smoking, jazz singer sleeping, druggie loser working for them?
Blue note, bitches!
SH420
Dougnsalem
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Man, seeing how long all of you have been members here.... It blows me away. Seriously. That's really cool. All of you have a wicked (awesome) sense of humor too! SMH..... LOL
And no, I'm not out to kiss ass (or penis Shrx). Just saying....
And no, I'm not out to kiss ass (or penis Shrx). Just saying....
shrxhky420
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