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I remember that guy. they had an episode with a guy who cut his leg off with a chainsaw, and he wanted to cut his other leg off too. it was fucking stupid, and that torso got PISSED (The torso was actually security on the springer show)

Couldn't find the video with kenny the torso. :(
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[video=youtube;q7AS25hyiBI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7AS25hyiBI[/video]i never really like jimmy fallon, but this was good.

"the only drug im on is charlie sheen" hahahaha
 
DEAF WIFE......"priceless "


A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor
told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."


Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response..

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.


Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what’s for dinner?"


Again there is no response.


So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what’s for dinner?"


(I just love this)







"Ralph, for THE FIFTH TIME, CHICKEN!"
 
Inner Peace:
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
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...Then You Are Probably .........









The Family Dog!

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titty snake bite of Orit Fox
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