neosapien
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FOR REALS! I'd motorboat the shit outta them tits!your out of your mind loggs she is smoken hot
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Dirty Harry
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She is hot, but you got to be careful with those types. You may end up tied to the bed, and she comes out wearing a strap on and says, "Now it's my turn"...
Howard Stern
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So what would be the problem with that????? LOL I think if you are into banging weird girls like that " even though she is hot " You are probably down with taking a little strapon!
JustCoasting
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Now that is smokin' hot.
robert 14617
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bestbuds09
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robert 14617
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when did things go so wrong
jkahndb0
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Pussy ... the not-quite-universal substitute ... cn
Perfextionist420
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i still think heidi is hot
SocataSmoker
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Winter Woman
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
gopherbuddah
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These two drunks come stubbling out of a bar. As they start walking they notice a dog licking his balls.
"Don't you wish you could that?", says the first drunk.
His buddy looks at him and says, "I'd rather just pet him".
"Don't you wish you could that?", says the first drunk.
His buddy looks at him and says, "I'd rather just pet him".
