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method2mymadness

method2mymadness

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Dirty Harry said:
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

I would have given him 100%



Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage


Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will become wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack
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That shits funny as hell
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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I figured if a human was there that they pretty much died right away.
Dirty Harry said:
As a hobbyist fireworks pyrotechnician, that was probably a tragic failure. As I see it, at 16 seconds there was either a low bursting shell or a flowerpot in the tube. That caused ignited material to rain down on the shooting field. That caused an unstoppable chain of events by eventually igniting other fireworks that in mass blew. If that display was not being fired electrically, there were people there with flares hand lighting the fireworks.
That show was on autopilot after the first blast.
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cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Early post-marketing trials of Viagra™ focused on highly-paid professionals. A group of doctors all reported improvements in erectile intensity and duration. A group of attorneys ... grew taller. cn
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Winter Woman said:
I figured if a human was there that they pretty much died right away.
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I noticed that for some seconds before the thump, the rate at which waves of shells were sent up slowed down. I will bet that during this time the pyrotechs knew things were getting out of hand, and got out of the danger zone. I wonder how one says in Thai,
"Oh shit! Run like a tourist's colon!" cn
 
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