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Penis tattoo charge upgraded to grievous bodily harm

Felicity Caldwell

November 15, 2010

Charges against a man accused of tattooing a lewd image on an Ipswich man's back have been upgraded.
Matthew Francis Brady, 21, appeared in Ipswich Magistrates Court today accused of tattooing a 40cm-long image of a penis and a crude slogan on a mate's back.
Brady had allegedly talked the 25-year-old man into getting a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons but the end result was far from what the man wanted.
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Police dropped a charge of assault occasioning bodily harm yesterday and replaced it with a charge of grievous bodily harm.
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Thats so epic, apparently they had gotten in a fight and the tattoo artist said he would give his buddy a tattoo as a peace offering.

I wonder what the "Crude slogan" was? My guess is something to do with a "Swinging dick".

Damn they got owned by that tattoo artist.

Looks like a good tatto. I mean the lines and shadding stuff. Yeah it would suck if you didnt ask for it, but hey it could be alot worse.

justlearning73 said:

Looks like a good tatto. I mean the lines and shadding stuff. Yeah it would suck if you didnt ask for it, but hey it could be alot worse.

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Yea, but I do sort of lean towards the charges. This is not someone not happy with the quality of their tattoo, but someone who got nothing like they asked for...and its permanent...sort of like an attack that leaves scars on ones body that were not asked for.
I wonder how many NON Japanese/Chinese folks have those symbols they think stands for "strength", "Fire", or what not and actually says "cock sucker" or something because they don't have a clue.

No dought. I agree with the charges. What the artist did was wrong. Im just saying it could be a lot worse as far as quality and or content.

Yah the charges are legit, but still epic payback.
Its like beating someones ass you hate, might catch an assault charge, but sometimes it seems worth it at the moment.

A Tat like that,I'd have looked at it a few times before he ever got to the shading.I think its just a pic of a dude who likes dicks.Freaky Bastard.

hydrotech364 said:

A Tat like that,I'd have looked at it a few times before he ever got to the shading.I think its just a pic of a dude who likes dicks.Freaky Bastard.

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...it is alot to get done all at once, without even a peek...he is a freaky basterd...good call hydrotech

CUP OF TEA

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.


Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"

I think anc took it from an Afrikaans website and the slogan just say's, "there isn't a Yin Yang tattoo" as far as I can understand...

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I wonder what the "Crude slogan" was? My guess is something to do with a "Swinging dick".

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yeah, it came with a whole story of how the one dude was going to tattoo a yingyang with dragons on his back....

The caption reads; not a fucking ying-yang tattoo with dragons and shit. The extra nie at the end is because afrikaans oposite to english makes the double negative imperative.
It is the youngest (most modern) language on earth.

MediMary said:

Thats so epic, apparently they had gotten in a fight and the tattoo artist said he would give his buddy a tattoo as a peace offering.

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hydrotech364 said:

A Tat like that,I'd have looked at it a few times before he ever got to the shading.I think its just a pic of a dude who likes dicks.Freaky Bastard.

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rowlman said:

...it is alot to get done all at once, without even a peek...he is a freaky basterd...good call hydrotech

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Here is the real tattoo, [video=youtube;KEJFTrZ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEJFTrZ8[/video]

"i luv cock"
LMAO

....lol...big difference!...the other one, the guy would have to been out cold for a couple days to not know...this one I can see happening

Still though, how do you not feel the difference between a couple of chinese symbols and a 12" package with english words

purplehazin said:

Still though, how do you not feel the difference between a couple of chinese symbols and a 12" package with english words

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It stated in the beginning he has some mental health issues. I honestly believe he would not of known there was something wrong. Also I think it was his first tattoo so he wouldn't know what to expect.

[video=youtube;f-jN3vH26NQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ&feature=player_embedded#![/video]