eye exaggerate
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...I have a job. My mum doesn't do my laundry. I won't punt you on Sundays 
...alright, most Sundays.
...alright, most Sundays.
Pick Up Lines
- Thread starter smoothforyou2
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RawBudzski
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I have candy.
thegersman
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"Wan't some candy...little girl" (over 21)
DOOZY
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I use this at a bar : "I bet you a beer that I can tell if your lying or not" he says ok and i introduce my self.. Then I ask" Do you have a boyfriend?" .
If she has boy friend she wont normally lie, about that. So you can easily figure out who is single with out buying beer for girl with a man....
If she has boy friend she wont normally lie, about that. So you can easily figure out who is single with out buying beer for girl with a man
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ca$hcropper
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Hey pretty girl you wanna earn 20 dollars the hard way!
ca$hcropper
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I wanna bag you like a sack of groceries
Life without you is like a broken pencil......pointless
Life without you is like a broken pencil......pointless
ca$hcropper
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Did you just fart?
Cause you blew me away
Cause you blew me away
UncleBuck
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i believe it's $14
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ca$hcropper
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I stand corrected was thinking 13 but just said 20
ca$hcropper
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Do you guys know what 6.9 is?
ca$hcropper
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Its a good thing fucked up by a period
robert 14617
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how about a 68, you do me and i owe you one
ca$hcropper
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Are you from Ireland, cause when I look at you my penis is dublin
ca$hcropper
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I'm a love pirate and I'm here for yer booty!
ca$hcropper
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Sit on my face and ill guess your weight