My IQ as last messuered after a critical head injury sustained in a car accident was 138. I belive God and religon in general is a flawed human reaction to explain the unexplainabe, feel protected in times of weakness, and in control when things are beyond are scope of manipulation.
After 8 years of incarceration, a major car accident that should have killed you, and the loss of a 60k a year job...........One of three things will happpen to cope with life changes
You will develope schizophrenia to pretend it never happened, or
You will develope a belief in God to assume the roll of a mental crutch so people call you religious instead of crazy or,
You will learn to grow Pot and supplement your income.
If its the latter like me you got a sweet story like
" Yes judge I'm an addict in need of treatment."
"That was a very large grow op for an addiction any comments?"
"Yes your honor thats a result of my poor perception skills from a closed head injury. 30 plants seemed like a safe bet for a personal stash.
And I only grew it myself instead of buying it because I come from a poor unprivliged family thats left me with a lack of skill sets and poor reasoning abilities."
Sorry but in my opinion it sounds better then
"I grew em to hide from the killer coffee beans that escaped the governments mind control facility."
or the classic
"God made me do it"