Those statistics are so dang sad Pros, good grief brother. Last time I was at the hospital I asked for some bottoms instead of the ol` open backed dress thingy. They gave me a pair of draw string pajamas that I could have made a friggin tent out of. I asked what I was suppose to do with these as I weigh 110 wet with clothes on, and their response was tie it around your waist a couple of times if you have to, it's one size fits all. I just thought to myself, only in America would the universal size be "HUGE"! I mean really people WTF is going on when you can make sails out of somebody's pajama bottoms. Don't let them lie to you about comfort factors with MRI being too uncomfy, and that's why they have the open ones now. Way too many people weren't fitting in them, and that's why they have open ones now. I'm sure technology would have come along sooner or later, and the design would have went this way, but I talked to a tech, and he was telling me how he had to take somebody to a zoo to get an mri on them before. A ZOO people are you friggin kidding me, good grief. The tech told me that there is a Scrubs episode where they had to take someone to the zoo to get them an mri, and I was rolling on the floor. If you have a glandular problem or something ok, you should be overweight, but if you just sit around eating that's messed up, you know. There is way too many health gym's around to be riding rascals everywhere people. Most of the people that get those scooters claim they have knee, and joint problems, but if you're 150lbs over weight, you're gonna have joint problems, good grief. It seems like half the handicapped parking is taken by obese people, and they're all parked at the grocery store. You see those huge people hovering around on the store shopping cart scooters pulling an extra cart behind them. You just want to ask them "Are you serious?" as they roll bye bumping it all into you, while you're holding your basket of organic veggies. I admit, I'm underweight, but I'd rather hoola hoop through a cheerio than be addicted to them. Sorry about the rant people. Peace out.
