cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
So it was '87-'88 in Atlantic City NJ, me and a few others were standing around the burning drum enjoying a cheap crack ho and some sketchy meth, when this guy comes by and he's like being a huge drag, I said "fuck you you're bringing us down" he says My Dog just got run over", I swear the guy was almost in tears, I said wow why are you getting harshed about a fucking dog, he goes like My Dog was crouched behind a car taking a shit, and when he finished he got run over, I was like so what that's lame and funny at the same time, so I said sorry bro sort a serves him right, couldn't he just shit on the sidewalk like a normal dog, the guy goes like My Dog is a dude, dude, he's like from Laos!!! and bursts into tears, we all burst out laughing, even the ho, poor guy, good times
