Ok guys, dating a possible anorexic.. How do I fatten her up?

by the way, everyone saying "get her wacked and feed her up" obviously are forgetting how much of ur fat cells are used up by weed.....

u wanna put weight on... stop smoking pot, start eating pasta and ricce.....

thewinghunter said:

I love skinny chicks, dont mess her up with fat!

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Theres a difference between skinny and anorexic. You wouldnt like an anorexic chick. It's actually pretty horrible.

masterd said:

by the way, everyone saying "get her wacked and feed her up" obviously are forgetting how much of ur fat cells are used up by weed.....

u wanna put weight on... stop smoking pot, start eating pasta and ricce.....

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true, but if it was a potent enough strain with strong enough munchies, it would at least help her want to eat.

masterd said:

by the way, everyone saying "get her wacked and feed her up" obviously are forgetting how much of ur fat cells are used up by weed.....

u wanna put weight on... stop smoking pot, start eating pasta and ricce.....

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Fat cells are not used up by weed, fat just can store thc. Fat is used up when your body needs energy, usually exercising does that..

did someone say marry her to fatten her up, yet??

WEll if not put a ring on that finger and watch her expand overnight.

Bring her over to my crib i'll fill her up

jesus of Cannabis said:

did someone say marry her to fatten her up, yet??

WEll if not put a ring on that finger and watch her expand overnight.

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+rep aint that the truth.

Thats so funny J.O.C., and I was going to say peanut butter and jelly but your idea is way more ingenious!

marry her, and get her pregnant.... you'll be back asking the opposite in no time

gogrow said:

marry her, and get her pregnant.... you'll be back asking the opposite in no time

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gogrow, what exactly did you do to piss that ghost kid off in that other thread? I was so fucking lost.

the one thing that made me fat over the years is beer and way to much whiskey and coke... before i started drinking heavily i never had a gut or anything... now i got a cracker..

thc, while stored in the fat cell makes it hader to put weight on.. believe me, had a friend that was under weight scince she was 16, (not anerexic just really fast metabolism) she ate atleast 1 extra meal a day than me(trying to put weight on) did less exerise than me and just couldnt do it.....
stoped smoking pot for a bit and bang.... she got right on weight and fast...


anyway, so can this chick put food in her mouth? or are you jut saying shes anerexic to get the point across a bit better?

like if she needs to eat to put weight on.. then shes just gotta protein and carbo load

if she actually has anorexia then its a differnt story dude..... like i said in my first post.... youll be trying for years...

Thebiglungblowski said:

Hahahah well the title says it all... I want to smoke this chick out and shove twinkies in her mouth... funny thing is I can joke about it with her.. but seriously people.. I want some recipes.. or moderately healthy food I can plump this chick up with... FAST

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teach her to swallow....

hmmm I would say that she eats.. but i suspect she may eat small rations or something.. she mentioned eating habits she has had in the past.. but she does eat.. how much however i do not know.. SO needless to say.. I wonder if turning her onto food is a perspective she ij just missing.. like.. just turning on the pleasure swtich on the brain when it comes to food...

Whats the best dish you guys have EVER had.. Im talking orgasmic for the taste buds.. personally I like curry butter chicken with pineapple and chopped cashews

anorexia cant be solved with food. Its a mental issue and needs to be treated as such. Only her will to change will change her.

Though getting some THC into her system might help....

feed her tubs of butter, haha i like the taco bell route or you can just find her a medical strain used to anorexia to enduce hunger and keep gettin the strain

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anorexia cant be solved with food. Its a mental issue and needs to be treated as such. Only her will to change will change her.

Though getting some THC into her system might help....

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all kidding aside, this guy is right....

if she DOES have an eating disorder, smoking pot wont change that. She needs to seek mental treatment for the problem. Good luck to you bro.

exactly gogrow.....

about the food pleasure thing... yeah itll work aslong as she doesnt have a eating disorder, she wont find pleasure in something her brain tells her she hates....


and the best food out.... jamacian jerk chicken... gotta have the propper recipe though...

masterd said:

exactly gogrow.....

about the food pleasure thing... yeah itll work aslong as she doesnt have a eating disorder, she wont find pleasure in something her brain tells her she hates....


and the best food out.... jamacian jerk chicken... gotta have the propper recipe though...

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I love jamaican jerk chicken my mom is dominican and she used to make it all the time it was always my favorite

I am telling yo some chinese food, orange flavored beef and some fried rice while hig and happy and after sex in a lovy dovy environment and even tweekers can eat. They know it is right. So in goes a little of the right thing, beef (ahem) lol, jk, and little by little she eats. It is a beatiful thing. The treatment that any therapist would love to give. Then one day while you are out running errands introduce some fast food or if rich a luch restaurant. This is like building something with legos. Reintroduce food. Tell her you are too. Have a good time, but dont pressure her. Oprah, has the easiest job.