Ok guys, dating a possible anorexic.. How do I fatten her up?

Hahahah well the title says it all... I want to smoke this chick out and shove twinkies in her mouth... funny thing is I can joke about it with her.. but seriously people.. I want some recipes.. or moderately healthy food I can plump this chick up with... FAST

well if you want to make her fat fast your gonna have to go the unhealthy way probably just mickey d's for a couple weeks.But id lose that girl she'll probably end up being more trouble then she's worth and sex with an anoerexic girl has got to be disgusting.

Dont try to fatten her up to fast. And fatten her up with healthy foods. Thats my 2 cents.

do you really have to ask? munchies and fuckin taco bell bro.

Only eat edibles (butter, brownies, cookies, oil) and then munch out once your high. Hemp seeds are really healthy and have fats and oils in them.

I mean.. shes not just a dumb bitch.. and i know everyone has their problems... but i mean.. she is going to programs for it, and I mean... if she gets some meat on her shes a gorgeous girl... I'm thinking steak and potatoes for a year haha, I'll have to find a SUPER super appetite inducing strain... Anyone know of a top choice for that as well?

Feed her nuts. HaHa Yeah give her some nuts.
Almonds, Cashews, Peanuts meh. Doesn't matter.
Lots of fatty protiens, but nice and healthy.
Plus, they are tiny so she won't feel like she's actually eating anything.
All you have to do is keep her high enough to not remember how many she's eaten lol.

Or you could go the Taco Bell route....

As far as munchie-enducing strains, Purps do it for me -> GPD. Mmmm eat and sleep.

skiskate said:

Only eat edibles (butter, brownies, cookies, oil) and then munch out once your high. Hemp seeds are really healthy and have fats and oils in them.

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Thanks for this!!

jus smoke out n order a pizza.....

Feed her bags and bags of almonds.....There super foods that are packed with good calories and unsaturated fat...Anything egg based that you can throw in extra whites. Mix in protein powder with her yougurt.. There are many ways to fatten a person up; they've got to want to put it in their mouth..Good luck with that..Almost all people with anorexia have underlying psychological issues.

What about like canatelli? Pastas and cheeses... haha Im having a hard time imagining what its like not to want to eat... fuck im getting hungry just starting this thread.. mmmmmm goat cheese.

get her stoned for sure. Green dragon would prob help. The thc liquor. I dated a gril like that and she had the exlax. I was feeling weird about worrying about her cuz other wise she was together. Mostly, lol. Anyway, lots of takeout and chinese would get her to eat when we were high. You know, awesome food just sitting there. Begging to be eaten.

yeah the psychological thing i know about.. im playing her out.. I mean I'm just kinda trying to do the friend thing and get her fat.... then I'll hit it..

But i Kind of see a challenge in this.. plus I can get high and be the architect of a possible fat person.. I can mold her like clay.

Thebiglungblowski said:

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No problem man, I eat a handful of hemp seeds when i dont have time for breakfast sometimes. Its a good snack and some instant energy!

Pasta is lots of carbs, so yeah cheesy pastas can definetly pack on the weight.

skiskate said:

No problem man, I eat a handful of hemp seeds when i dont have time for breakfast sometimes. Its a good snack and some instant energy!

Pasta is lots of carbs, so yeah cheesy pastas can definetly pack on the weight.

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This may sound noobish but really idgaf...

Do you cook the seeds or just eat em?

You really from Nunavut? Its always a pleasure running into a Canadian.

Just eat them plain, they taste just like almonds to me. Nah not from nunavut, I just think its beautiful (avatar can show that). I am indeed Canadian though

you think your going to fatten up an anorexic chick??? lol.. man if she has anorexia you and her doctors will be trying to this for years...


theres a reason she became anorexic, if you adress that issue she will eat and put weight back on at her own time....

if she puts food in her mouth.... she is not anorexic.....


i usta go out with an anorexic chick, had to watch her kill herself every day for a year...one of the worst things ive ever seen....


and yeah sex with an anorexic chick....well it aint fun.....

wheres the tits? wheres the arse?

I love skinny chicks, dont mess her up with fat!

skiskate said:

Just eat them plain, they taste just like almonds to me. Nah not from nunavut, I just think its beautiful (avatar can show that). I am indeed Canadian though

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Sweet, til I start growin ima eat like every seed I get lol. I remember how bad me and my buddy wanted to smoke one night. (we were all set to get sum but the dude opted out..couldnt find anyone else that night) anyway he broke up like an ounce before and had a bunch of seeds, we smashed them and smoked them, nothin but (placebo) giggles. Cant wait to eat em though.