new love at the petrol station! :)

Whip out your dick and a 3 pack of rubbers. She'll tell her boss to fuck off and you can head to the backseat of your car.

DISCLAIMER: This plan may backfire.
 
you should of have said can i get your number so i can ask you out sometime and maybe get a ******* sometime and i meant a kiss you dirty bastards...
 
The Real Peter Parker said:
Hey man, what's wrong with some small tits and a perfectly formed ass with some almond shaped eyes. Tits that are too big are too big. Call me a fag, I like them a little small.
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Oh there is absolutely nothing wrong with that at all, as a matter of fact I'm + Rep'in your ass for that one. Just got my new quote lol
 
success!!!!!! got her number and were going for "coffee" 2mro when she is finished work :bigjoint:
and she is a piece of art!!!! not 500yrs old and a rotton frame oh no far from it!
black hair blue eyes and one smokin hot body.... i am so gonna fuck this up lol
 
PowerPlantPuss said:
success!!!!!! got her number and were going for "coffee" 2mro when she is finished work :bigjoint:
and she is a piece of art!!!! not 500yrs old and a rotton frame oh no far from it!
black hair blue eyes and one smokin hot body.... i am so gonna fuck this up lol
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coffe = hot coffee..

have fun railing that cooch.
 
PowerPlantPuss said:
success!!!!!! got her number and were going for "coffee" 2mro when she is finished work :bigjoint:
and she is a piece of art!!!! not 500yrs old and a rotton frame oh no far from it!
black hair blue eyes and one smokin hot body.... i am so gonna fuck this up lol
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Good on you mate!

Last beautiful girl that gave me her number, I got drunk that night and lost my phone. I was mad at myself for a long time over that one. She was a keeper and I lost her before i got her.:peace:
 
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