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neosapien

neosapien

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America. To go to Canada. To visit Niagara Falls. Tell me what I should do there. I went there when I was 19 of course. But can't remember much. Other than a strip club named Sundowners. And a casino I think called Niagara. I'll be with my wife. So we will definitely be going to the casino again. Not sure about the strip club. But what else should we do? We will be there for a weekend maybe a long weekend.
 
lokie

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Antidote Man said:
Casino? Take her somewhere more classy. Like the bench by the waterfall fountain outside where you can watch people walk inside and lose their life's savings. Or someplace more affordable. Like inside the strip club with a bag of pennies in hand...
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Tipping with coins in a club will garner more attention than expected.

I have seen guests get tossed out for landing a quarter on the dancers ass.
It stuck to her oiled up hide.
She was pissed and had to peel it off her ass.
The crowd laughed as the bouncers escorted the dude out the door.
 
Laughing Grass

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curious2garden

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neosapien said:
America. To go to Canada. To visit Niagara Falls. Tell me what I should do there. I went there when I was 19 of course. But can't remember much. Other than a strip club named Sundowners. And a casino I think called Niagara. I'll be with my wife. So we will definitely be going to the casino again. Not sure about the strip club. But what else should we do? We will be there for a weekend maybe a long weekend.
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Good bye threads are a violation of TOS!
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cannabiscrusader

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There's also a tour on the American side. There's a tunnel where the water used to pour out from the electrical turbines. They have been removed, and the tour goes through the old tunnel behind falls. There's a laser light show at night. If you don't get at least a hummer from that, it's not my fault.
 
doublejj

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neosapien said:
America. To go to Canada. To visit Niagara Falls. Tell me what I should do there. I went there when I was 19 of course. But can't remember much. Other than a strip club named Sundowners. And a casino I think called Niagara. I'll be with my wife. So we will definitely be going to the casino again. Not sure about the strip club. But what else should we do? We will be there for a weekend maybe a long weekend.
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Take your wife to the strip club first and then you will have more money for the casino....pro tip
Bon voyage
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neosapien

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Laughing Grass said:
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Thank you for being the only one to take this fucking thread seriously. I mean really people this is real life this is fucking important this is fucking okay I'm done. If I do the zipline thing down there are you waiting at the bottom to catch me?
 
Bareback

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lokie said:
Tipping with coins in a club will garner more attention than expected.

I have seen guests get tossed out for landing a quarter on the dancers ass.
It stuck to her oiled up hide.
She was pissed and had to peel it off her ass.
The crowd laughed as the bouncers escorted the dude out the door.
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Yap that’s almost exactly what happened to me. But I was the only person in the club.
 
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