My wife is out of the state. What should I do?

Singlemalt said:

Sourdough boule filled with hot brie

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i'm pretty sure i'd have to cut a hole in a sheet to get away with that.

Metasynth said:

Welcome to the conversation. What did you think he was gonna do with it? Put cream cheese and lox on it?

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thank you. Hahah well he might still put them on first before he has sex with it ... so its a little moist.

UncleBuck said:

not just out of town, out of state. how should i spend my time?

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Too bad she isn't worth more than sex and money.

ruffrider said:

thank you. Hahah well he might still put them on first before he has sex with it ... so its a little moist.

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i prefer microwaved bagels plain. i ride ruff.

UncleBuck said:

i prefer microwaved bagels plain. i ride ruff.

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ahaha thats great, made my night. Do you cut em in half or just got at it whole?

Write sweet love notes and hide them all over the house for your wife to find later. Then down a 1/5th of Jack and begin pulling cartwheels- wearing only a blindfold and a protective cup- throughout your living room, wrecking all her shit in the process. She'll be pissed when she returns but those sweet love notes should save your ass in the end.

I'd vote, but there's no option of masturbating in public.
Makes it a lot more exciting. Well, if you're into that sort of thing

pack up and move out!


sorry I did not realize I am still bitter about my wife

whens the party? I will bring the hookers and blow, shit better stop and get chuck!

Metasynth said:

I love lox and bagels...A few capers, some red onion, a slice of tomato...Magnificent. Even cured my own gravlox before.

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You take some fish
you take some salt
you mix them up and then you've got
some gravlox, some gravlox

UncleBuck said:

not just out of town, out of state. how should i spend my time?

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um, and how come i'm not listed?

I know you've done this before, but revisiting a masturbation session while rolling it up might kill the time.

Masturbating isn't that done with the wife in the next room ...go get a girl of the night ...party on!!!!

Did anyone say rape and pillage yet?

vostok said:

Masturbating isn't that done with the wife in the next room ...go get a girl of the night ...party on!!!!

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Done with wife in same bed... lol. She had a headache but my dick didn't.

UncleBuck said:

not just out of town, out of state. how should i spend my time?

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black midget hookers!!!!

You're gonna grow a few mids and troll the web like you have been doing for years. Wife being there or not seems to have little effect.

Yeah.............. Black Magic Hookers ..!

spandy said:

You're gonna grow a few mids and troll the web like you have been doing for years. Wife being there or not seems to have little effect.

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do mids normally gor for 2200 a unit here in portland?

I think it's pretty clear , masturbate to teenage mutant ninja turtles