My wife is out of the state. What should I do?

[UncleBuck]

not just out of town, out of state. how should i spend my time?

 

[Metasynth]

Ostrich Milk.

 

[dannyboy602]

Help find Pinhead. Or Roundworm. Whichever.

 

[Metasynth]

Help find Pinhead. Or Roundworm. Whichever.

Who? And waste precious milking minutes?

 

[Singlemalt]

Who? And waste precious milking minutes?

Traitorous whore, quisling. Pinworm loved you

 

[UncleBuck]

i just injected three marijuanas and snorted several lines of ostrich milk, rendering me incapable of shitcock.

 

[kinetic]

Sometimes I take my pole out of state.

 

[Freedom35]

get as high as u can and make something worthy of the munchy meal

 

[Metasynth]

Traitorous whore, quisling. Pinworm loved you

I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. No one here but us chickens.....

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Does your method of friendly turtle identification involve masturbating? It does, doesn't it?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Help find Pinhead. Or Roundworm. Whichever.

Wait, pinworm is a roundhead?

 

[UncleBuck]

goat sacrifice involves masturbating, but shampooing the chicken does not.

 

[Metasynth]

Peanut butter watermelon.

 

[UncleBuck]

Peanut butter watermelon.

i prefer to microwave a bagel, but that sounds pretty OK too.

 

[ruffrider]

i prefer to microwave a bagel, but that sounds pretty OK too.

Microwave the bagel then have sex with it .

 

[Metasynth]

Microwave the bagel then have sex with it .

Welcome to the conversation. What did you think he was gonna do with it? Put cream cheese and lox on it?

 

[UncleBuck]

Welcome to the conversation. What did you think he was gonna do with it? Put cream cheese and lox on it?

well, i am honorary jewish.

 

[Singlemalt]

Sourdough boule filled with hot brie

 

[Metasynth]

well, i am honorary jewish.

I love lox and bagels...A few capers, some red onion, a slice of tomato...Magnificent. Even cured my own gravlox before.

 

[Metasynth]

Sourdough boule filled with hot brie

Mmm...Good idea. Though I love some good clam chowder in a boule as well...