My story...

zerran elar

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This morning I woke up from a being blazed the night before. I decide to walk to my dads. When i get there. He asked me where ive been I told him i was stayed at girls house and so on.. As we sit there and watch sleethers music videos I look to my right and notice about 100 empty 2 liters. So i asked him what the hell they were for. He was like Funnels.. I was like thats all? Hes like and a planter. I was like coooool. What for? hes like welll.. Im going to grow more tomatoes. I was like thats weird... About 30 minutes later and and a 6 pack he gets up and walks into his room, That ive never need in!. IN all my 18 years. Not once. It has like 3 pad locks. Well anyway. He walked out with a bag of candy bars hes like you want one? Im like sure. Then he put them up and walked about out into the living room. He said he had heard from my older brother that i started to grow some tomatoes, (tomatoes had to be his code word or something lol). I was like yea umm I dont do it i just grow it for money.( trying to get out of shit lol). hes like well check this out. Walked a back into the room And came out with a plant about 2 foot full of bud. I was like HOly hELL! He chuckled a bit. The he told me to follow him, I walked into the room and there was not 1 but 2 sog's. I bout pissed my pants. One was in the closet. And the other in this old bunk bed frame he had turned into a grow space. Hes likes like its Pineapple Punch. I was like really? Hes like yea smell it. It smelled soo freaking good.. Hes like yea so you having any luck. I told him my story about how i had to grow outside because mom is a nibby ass (they are devorced). So i took him and showed him hes like not bad for you first try. We went back to his out. and he brought out this box of books. It has like 30-40 books on growing from, Inside to outside and hydro all of it!. He named off all the strains he had grown in the last ten years. It was like a dream come true. Ive always knew he grew but didnt have enough balls to be like hey dad show me how you do it lol...:weed:
 

lilemoteddy

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lol your lucky man my whole familys against even taking drugs let alone growing them, lol they'd kill me if they knew. tho its not so bad coz my fiancee's rents are the opposite infact i give em an 1/8th or two when its all done lol
 

UNHALLOWED

Active Member
lol your lucky man my whole familys against even taking drugs let alone growing them, lol they'd kill me if they knew. tho its not so bad coz my fiancee's rents are the opposite infact i give em an 1/8th or two when its all done lol

A drug isnt described in the dictionary
as being a naturally aspirated plant
coming straight from the earth
since before we were even thought of.


So its not really a drug.
Oh and what about all that
"use all seed bearing plants"
bible horseshit. Double standards.

I really do hate america.:finger:
 

lilemoteddy

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it isnt coZ it fucks you up coZ its illegal and im in uk. but seriously thats soo cool its like that film grow op, or sumthing like that its a great film
 

zerran elar

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Im so depressed. my mom went out behind the pond today and found my Girls... fucking bitch kill them all=[
 
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