antspants1234
Member
Took an oven mit to the pub and told the girls that they left it at my place last night, was a crack up. Good conversation starter.
My funny pick up line
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maxsteel69
Member
My best chat up line is 'show me where you wee from'
CR500ROOST
Well-Known Member
i gotta try that one
PeyoteReligion
Well-Known Member
Nice tits. I like them (my pants are normaly coming down at this point). She replies nice penis. I like it (now her cloths are coming down).
We proceed to do it in public. Then hi my name is...*shanking hand*
We proceed to do it in public. Then hi my name is...*shanking hand*
jonblaze420
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I don't get it.Took an oven mit to the pub and told the girls that they left it at my place last night, was a crack up. Good conversation starter.
maxbidwell
Member
Oh Pablo, kiss me where is smells funny. So I took her to Tijuana.......
maxsteel69
Member
Can i smash your back doors in and then wipe my cock on the curtains is also a firm favourite of mine
Dizzle Frost
Well-Known Member
Starting a convo with a girl at a pub while my dick is hanging out..its a good ice breaker, plus you can stir her drink for her
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
<somewhat ot> before she got married and all settled down, one of my sisters had a devastating comeback for a guy (in some bar) whose line displayed a certain lack of effort.
"I want your body", he said to her. Her response made me laugh up a kidney ...
"You can have it when i'm through with it."
cn
"I want your body", he said to her. Her response made me laugh up a kidney ...
"You can have it when i'm through with it."
cn
jonblaze420
Well-Known Member
you know what else works is if you just randomly spit on people
Nusky
New Member
works good, you need to look for the ones that scream something like WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME AGAIN DADDY? Thats an instant lay right therea swift blow to the back of the head usually works for me.