My funny pick up line

Took an oven mit to the pub and told the girls that they left it at my place last night, was a crack up. Good conversation starter.

My best chat up line is 'show me where you wee from'

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Metasynth said:

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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i gotta try that one

Nice tits. I like them (my pants are normaly coming down at this point). She replies nice penis. I like it (now her cloths are coming down).
We proceed to do it in public. Then hi my name is...*shanking hand*

antspants1234 said:

Took an oven mit to the pub and told the girls that they left it at my place last night, was a crack up. Good conversation starter.

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I don't get it.

Oh Pablo, kiss me where is smells funny. So I took her to Tijuana.......

Can i smash your back doors in and then wipe my cock on the curtains is also a firm favourite of mine

Hey, you look familiar, didn't I see you at the STD clinic last week?

Starting a convo with a girl at a pub while my dick is hanging out..its a good ice breaker, plus you can stir her drink for her

<somewhat ot> before she got married and all settled down, one of my sisters had a devastating comeback for a guy (in some bar) whose line displayed a certain lack of effort.
"I want your body", he said to her. Her response made me laugh up a kidney ...
"You can have it when i'm through with it."
cn

you know what else works is if you just randomly spit on people

I go with.... You look familiar....oh yea, now I know you. I just didn't recognize you with your clothes on..... makes em wet....

a swift blow to the back of the head usually works for me.

fdd2blk said:

a swift blow to the back of the head usually works for me.

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works good, you need to look for the ones that scream something like WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME AGAIN DADDY? Thats an instant lay right there