Guys.... I have a problem.
Well, its not actually me you see, (nervous laugh, fidgeting with hands) its actually a friend of mine. Well no, its my buddies friend from out of town. Anyways, I, er I mean my buddies friend from the Yukon, can't seem to maintain an erection. I've, -er he's tried everything, buy nothing will work!
And don't worry, when you guys give me answers to the question that I've asked I'll be sure to insult you guys and your answers, but I'll also be sure to entirely change my erection story, er I mean my friends erection problem to something that distracts from my erectile dysfunction in the first place, and I will try my hardest to play it off as a troll...
Hahaha I got you guys good! BTW the system will automatically report anyone who reads this last sentence!
Boo yah!