Missouri Republican Todd Akin Claims Legitimate rape doesnt cause pregnancy

UncleBuck

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It also seems that Paul Ryan believes that women can be only forcibly raped...no force no rape...so I guess now rapist can drug the shit out of a victim to have them fightless; then gently remove her clothes, gently put his penis in her vagina...as long as its no force involved you all good.
how else would a republican get laid?
 

Canna Sylvan

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Those other things like 6,000 year old earth are rediculo ad absurdam. You use them as frightening tales you'd tell children. Children don't want the bad man getting them anymore than you do. So you use those examples as warnings of what happens if you allow other things, like what you consider people who use non-scientific reasons to go against global warming. Even if you're right, it's argumentam ad logicam. It doesn't matter if the support is wrong, it doesn't make the conclusion.

2* 2 is 4 and 2 + 2 is 4, the reason is because addition and multiplication is the same. Just because the explanation is absurd, the person is right about both being 4. The far right evangelicals using "non-scientific" reasoning against global warming is a bullshit reason to use as part of your arguement why to believe global warming more. If you want to argue anything, don't use the aburd as validatation towards your arguement.
 

UncleBuck

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I used to be a Republican and was getting laid way more than you. Up to eight times in a day was my record, not including BJs, etc. After a while it really hurts, but if you're horny, game on.
this being the internet, i will have to call your tales weak and uninspired.

i would get laid up to 27 times in a row over the course of 7 hours by a bevvy of siberian mail order brides, hot-to-trot filipinas, dominating south american ladies, and of course the occasional pity fuck for the all american girl with the 36DDs and long, smooth, dirty blond hair.

yes, my internet penis far exceeds your internet penis.
 

Canna Sylvan

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this being the internet, i will have to call your tales weak and uninspired.

i would get laid up to 27 times in a row over the course of 7 hours by a bevvy of siberian mail order brides, hot-to-trot filipinas, dominating south american ladies, and of course the occasional pity fuck for the all american girl with the 36DDs and long, smooth, dirty blond hair.

yes, my internet penis far exceeds your internet penis.
Did I ever say I still don't? I may have changed my political views, but I'm still suave as ever.
 

canndo

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Those other things like 6,000 year old earth are rediculo ad absurdam. You use them as frightening tales you'd tell children. Children don't want the bad man getting them anymore than you do. So you use those examples as warnings of what happens if you allow other things, like what you consider people who use non-scientific reasons to go against global warming. Even if you're right, it's argumentam ad logicam. It doesn't matter if the support is wrong, it doesn't make the conclusion.

2* 2 is 4 and 2 + 2 is 4, the reason is because addition and multiplication is the same. Just because the explanation is absurd, the person is right about both being 4. The far right evangelicals using "non-scientific" reasoning against global warming is a bullshit reason to use as part of your arguement why to believe global warming more. If you want to argue anything, don't use the aburd as validatation towards your arguement.
Canna, my point is fairly plain, I am wondering why you miss it. Ignore global warming if you wish. A group of people who do not accept valid scientific understanding, who place ideological bias upon reality or accept religious alternatives to well understood natural processes are more likely to believe such things as "rape victims don't get pregnant" than those who keep up with generaly accepted science and biology. In fact, a considerable portion of conservatives do believe in a young earth and so the statement is not absurd at all. This, in my opinion does several things, it puts our country in danger of falling behind scientificly, it causes us to fall into the realm of the superstitious and it keeps us from running parallel to objective reality.
 

Canna Sylvan

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Canndo,

Otherwise atheistic, scientific and therefore "rational" liberals are just as likely to have an ideological bias against reality like: crystal healing, only and all organic is healthy, and replacing incandescant with screw in fluorescent stops global warming.
 

Canna Sylvan

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what's your best pickup line?

"hey babe, i'm a militant vegan with mania, ever made love on smurf sheets?"
Close. Chicks dig the whole sensitivity thing. If you go so far as eat a shitty tasting diet vegans do, it "proves" how sensative you are. It then allows you to still be an asshole, which they dig too, hiding the mania as the real reason.
 

londonfog

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Canna, my point is fairly plain, I am wondering why you miss it. Ignore global warming if you wish. A group of people who do not accept valid scientific understanding, who place ideological bias upon reality or accept religious alternatives to well understood natural processes are more likely to believe such things as "rape victims don't get pregnant" than those who keep up with generaly accepted science and biology. In fact, a considerable portion of conservatives do believe in a young earth and so the statement is not absurd at all. This, in my opinion does several things, it puts our country in danger of falling behind scientificly, it causes us to fall into the realm of the superstitious and it keeps us from running parallel to objective reality.
Dude Bachmann and Bush can hear God speak..freakin awesome.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
touche.

the transgendered prostitutes of central and southern florida are probably evaluating new cars and checking out new houses in anticipation of the upcoming GOP convention.
Considering the orgasmic weakness of those atherosclerotic old boys, this is trickle-down economics at its most direct. cn
 

Dr Kynes

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Is your drooling on meat, as good as fucking? Just sayin'.
nope, i like meat. meat is good. i eat meat in preference to almost anything except pasta with a good homemade ragu or those crispy fried wontons with eggplant and tofu filling.

but when faced with the choice of eating or fucking, i aint even that hungry.

thats why i keep my own windowless panel van down by the river. i use Spongebob Squarepants sheets to keep the tears (and evidence) from soiling the air mattress, and i maintain a box of candy and several Lost Puppy flyers in the glove box.

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
 
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