Michelle Bachman Plans To Eliminate Pornography And Gays And Restore Slavery

jeff f said:

Or you could just marry a rich bitch, not pay your taxes and deal drugs.... like some of us.

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actually, i have paid plenty of taxes this year when i was working.

and i had no idea about my wife's wealth until i met her parents. it was kind of cool driving up to a 4000 sq ft house off the fairway of a private country club, one of the best in the denver area.

but the only thing i have accepted from them was a generous wedding gift, a few nice dinners, and as many rounds of golf as the old man was willing to play. oh, and a few manual labor gigs working in the hot sun...ya know, the type of job us elitist lefties hate so well.

UncleBuck said:

actually, i have paid plenty of taxes this year when i was working.

and i had no idea about my wife's wealth until i met her parents. it was kind of cool driving up to a 4000 sq ft house off the fairway of a private country club, one of the best in the denver area.

but the only thing i have accepted from them was a generous wedding gift, a few nice dinners, and as many rounds of golf as the old man was willing to play. oh, and a few manual labor gigs working in the hot sun...ya know, the type of job us elitist lefties hate so well.

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Will you adopt me? I'm house broken.... and I do windows.. and bathrooms. I just need three squares and a cot to sleep on.

Some people really need to brush up on their history. Due to desperate conditions in the South after slavery was abolished (over 3.5 million slaves at that time and 500,000 free Africans lived in the nation at that time), there was a great migration from the south to the north. This triggered many of the segregation and jim crow laws. Black communities were separated from white communities with the black communities getting very few if any modern conveniences. Most of the communities were glorified Shanty Towns. The Black community itself organized and built churches and schools (no government assistance). The poverty of Blacks was exacerbated by the segregation laws and racist attitudes in the south barring blacks from higher education and better paying jobs.

Many left to seek a new life where they had at least a chance. They had to settle in the worst buildings and neighborhoods because no one wanted to sell or rent to a black family. Conditions were deplorable. A third world subculture within a wealthy nation.

Carne Seca said:

Will you adopt me? I'm house broken.... and I do windows.. and bathrooms. I just need three squares and a cot to sleep on.

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i may need some security detail in october. plenty of crops around to get your three squares from, i just hope you enjoy corn, beans, cucumbers, zucchini, lettuce, radishes, and potatoes. no cot to sleep on and you would be sleeping in the greenhouse while clutching some kind of weapon. currently accepting applications.

UncleBuck said:

i may need some security detail in october. plenty of crops around to get your three squares from, i just hope you enjoy corn, beans, cucumbers, zucchini, lettuce, radishes, and potatoes. no cot to sleep on and you would be sleeping in the greenhouse while clutching some kind of weapon. currently accepting applications.

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ooo... I could make calabacitas.. and zucchini curry soup with creme fraiche.. and a nice summer cucumber salad with green onions pickled in wine vinegar and olive oil... oh and wilted lettuce (hot bacon grease poured over lettuce).. and chili rojo con papas... the list goes on and on...

oh wait.. never mind about the bacon grease. ::blushing:: Sorry.

Carne Seca said:

ooo... I could make calabacitas.. and zucchini curry soup with creme fraiche.. and a nice summer cucumber salad with green onions pickled in wine vinegar and olive oil... oh and wilted lettuce (hot bacon grease poured over lettuce).. and chili rojo con papas... the list goes on and on...

oh wait.. never mind about the bacon grease. ::blushing:: Sorry.

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i have some bacon grease.

and calabacitas, are those pumpkins or something? because i have some pumpkins going. was going to give them out this halloween to neighbors, but we could use one or two for cooking.

Squash but you can use pumpkins. It's mixed with corn, onions, green chili, fresh garlic, olive oil and a little salt and pepper. ¡Es muy delicioso!

jeff f said:

AAnother thing, why are you clowns so condescending to people who actually

Do manual labor like potato farming?

Libs really are condescending assholes.

As if tattooing is as important as farming. Get a life.

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LOL, heya buddy

I never said that my careeer is "more important" than potato farming, but it sure is more profitable. Jeff, I come from one of the worst shit holes in New England, I now own a house on the coast in Southern Maine. I didnt get here from a trust fund or anyone's handouts. I worked my ass off for what Ive been able to provide for my wife and kids.

I have ZERO problem w/ manual labor Jeff, Im a Marine, I worked full time through college, through a full time tattoo apprenticeship and the first year or two that I was tattooing. During that time I worked on a lobster boat, tuna fishing, kitchen work and as a bouncer; yeah real elitist stuff huh?
I have a life Jeff, a pretty damned good one Im happy to say. Im blessed w/ a great family and general satisfaction w/ my life.....I hope some day you can say the same.

Jealousy sure is an ugly bitch.

UncleBuck said:

i may need some security detail in october. plenty of crops around to get your three squares from, i just hope you enjoy corn, beans, cucumbers, zucchini, lettuce, radishes, and potatoes. no cot to sleep on and you would be sleeping in the greenhouse while clutching some kind of weapon. currently accepting applications.

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UncleBuck + carne seca + crops + me + weapons + weed = A somewhat dysfunctional, yet happy family.

DelSlow said:

UncleBuck + carne seca + crops + me + weapons + weed = A somewhat dysfunctional, yet happy family.

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You know you love us.

DelSlow said:

UncleBuck + carne seca + crops + me + weapons + weed = A somewhat dysfunctional, yet happy family.

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you got weapons?

bring them.

can you help trim?

UncleBuck said:

you got weapons?

bring them.

can you help trim?

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Trimming...I always end up with sticky fingers

DelSlow said:

Trimming...I always end up with sticky fingers

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i am trimming right now.

this. sucks. ass.

i just want it to be done. it is a forever job.

ink the world said:

LOL, heya buddy

I never said that my careeer is "more important" than potato farming, but it sure is more profitable. Jeff, I come from one of the worst shit holes in New England, I now own a house on the coast in Southern Maine. I didnt get here from a trust fund or anyone's handouts. I worked my ass off for what Ive been able to provide for my wife and kids.

I have ZERO problem w/ manual labor Jeff, Im a Marine, I worked full time through college, through a full time tattoo apprenticeship and the first year or two that I was tattooing. During that time I worked on a lobster boat, tuna fishing, kitchen work and as a bouncer; yeah real elitist stuff huh?
I have a life Jeff, a pretty damned good one Im happy to say. Im blessed w/ a great family and general satisfaction w/ my life.....I hope some day you can say the same.

Jealousy sure is an ugly bitch.

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not jealous at all. Very happy for you and your family. It seemed you were taking a crack at potato farmers.

And it sounds like you worked hard to get what you have. Congratulations bro!

I think the media seems to love to give her attention. Where are these polls all over the country saying Ron Paul is behind? All I ever seem to come across anymore are Ron Paul supporters. Seems like the only reason anyone aside from Ron Paul is even mentioned is because people are afraid that it would be a waste of a vote since he clearly has no chance of winning. The media is rigging the election so the public is presented another false dichotomy.

abandonconflict said:

I think the media seems to love to give her attention. Where are these polls all over the country saying Ron Paul is behind? All I ever seem to come across anymore are Ron Paul supporters. Seems like the only reason anyone aside from Ron Paul is even mentioned is because people are afraid that it would be a waste of a vote since he clearly has no chance of winning. The media is rigging the election so the public is presented another false dichotomy.

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Their just trying to steal momentum and support from Dr Ron Paul by saying he doesn't have a chance and that these other people are more likely to win or have a better platform-It is all a trick so we don't elect him they want us to think he cant win-the system is afraid of Ron Paul.

Too bad "the system" doesnt participate in any public polls, maybe the reason no one takes him seriously is because he trails people that arent even running in some polls.

deprave said:

yea sorry about that was stoned when I wrote that (still am) but
Sharia law - can replace slavery if I could edit the title

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To paraphrase Marc Maron, Bachmann and Co are against Sharia law because they don't like the competition.

NoDrama said:

I didn't actually hear any of the arguments Olberman made. Bachman may have said some BS things, but its been spun way out there. She never says"I hope unemployment increases so I can get elected" She never says Slaves had it better in 1860 either. Mostly Olberman putting words in her mouth and taking most things out of context.

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Olberman tends to do that quite a bit. As does Chris Matthews.

i hope that all you RON PAUL lovers dont get there little heart broken. when he turns out to be anothe fucking PUPPET. just like how obbaama fool us