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sir rance alot

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This thread has become both disgusting and off topic.......

Yet..........I cant look away.....

I think my next thread will be.......Balls.....and why your wife removes them after marriage...
 
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Or maybe I can go with the classic........

Are you a GOOD Buddy?.......before you answer....

Remember a good buddy is a friend that goes out and gets two blowjobs then comes back and gives you one.....
 
DubsFan

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Someone called me a fag on my threesome thread after I talked about my routine. I don't know if it was the shaving of the junk, chest or the wearing of my speedo. The fact is I do this shit cause the girls dig it. If I felt they liked a big muff in their face while they give me oral, I figured they would have one too.

It's like sales...talk to someone the way they talk to you. Shave the way they shave. If you're in the dark, go short and make it clean for her. Repeat customers is the name of the game.
 
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Sure there are some women whom you would need a welding mask to go down on.....but hey......after a few drinks....it all taste like chicken
 
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DubsFan said:
Someone called me a fag on my threesome thread after I talked about my routine. I don't know if it was the shaving of the junk, chest or the wearing of my speedo. The fact is I do this shit cause the girls dig it. If I felt they liked a big muff in their face while they give me oral, I figured they would have one too.

It's like sales...talk to someone the way they talk to you. Shave the way they shave. If you're in the dark, go short and make it clean for her. Repeat customers is the name of the game.
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I just spewed coffee thru my fucking nose when I read that...LMFAO
 
DubsFan

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Woodstock.Hippie said:
Our last marriage counselor said the reason people cheat is it is a cowardly way to exit a relationship.

We believe IT is more primal.


:peace:
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It is more primal. I can't help myself.

By the way, I heard "Balloon Knot" the other day and cracked up. And yes, if she is prepared the why I prepare a girl, the balloon knot is fair game for licking, poking and stuffing. NO question.

There is the porn star method of cleaning or my way.

I take them into the shower. We mess around cleaning each other (pretty hot). And then I roto rooter her bung out with shampoo and my fingers. Start slow...it gets her comfortable with something being there and it loosens her up for the kielbasa.
 
worm5376

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WOW my old lady say it tickle to bad she jump up the wall i usely bear hug her from the rear and it forces her to lay flat on the bed then i go to town all while she laughing and screeming
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I know what you mean. My lady does that from time to time. I also have a big O cock ring. Some may think they are too good for it, but let me say this. My dick is like a super hero with this thing on it. Not only that, It feels good for me and her.





LOL- i did kind of threw that out there- i guess i wanted to know if i was the only anal-ling-us guy out there
but i must note that i never let her do me
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Well now you know you're not the only one:-P
 
newgreenhobby

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This is the funniest thread ever!!! LMAO AND THERE IN NOTHING WRONG WITH LICKING A LITTLE HOLE!!! AS LONG AS YOU BOTH ENJOY IT!!! BECAUSE IF YOU DONT LICK IT FOR HER THE NEXT GUY SURE WILL!!!
 
DubsFan

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sir rance alot said:
im not sure if your jokin' dude, but that is some funny shit..
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Does a one legged Pope shit in the woods? Of course I'm serious.


Really I am. And the chicks are VERY curious about the Speedo. But you have to be in shape and trim. A tan helps. Nothing replaces good game, but having a little gimmick for an ice breaker always helps.
 
doc111

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DubsFan said:
Does a one legged Pope shit in the woods? Of course I'm serious.


Really I am. And the chicks are VERY curious about the Speedo. But you have to be in shape and trim. A tan helps. Nothing replaces good game, but having a little gimmick for an ice breaker always helps.
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................along with the gaudy gold nugget bracelet and matching necklace (Mr. T starter kit) and the tuft of dark chest hair sticking out of your shirt.:lol:
 
CrackerJax

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I tried it once for kicks.... it felt quite weird.... and drafty. No thanks.... I'll stay bearded.

Oh, and the dang itch when it was growing back! Aargh...
 
jfgordon1

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I'm as smooth as a baby's bottom :D

Hair grosses me out on a the woman... so figure it grosses them out as well...

EDIT: now that i think about it.. i shouldn't have made reference to my junk to a baby haha...
 
Mrs. Worm

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worm5376 said:
I know what you mean. My lady does that from time to time. I also have a big O cock ring. Some may think they are too good for it, but let me say this. My dick is like a super hero with this thing on it. Not only that, It feels good for me and her.





I do enjoy the big O, but it's still plenty satisfying without it. :-*
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DubsFan

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Mrs. Worm said:
worm5376 said:
I know what you mean. My lady does that from time to time. I also have a big O cock ring. Some may think they are too good for it, but let me say this. My dick is like a super hero with this thing on it. Not only that, It feels good for me and her.





I do enjoy the big O, but it's still plenty satisfying without it. :-*
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Explain in detail. I've never used an O ring :) I've blown a few out tough :bigjoint:
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