men who shave their bush

lmao. funny shit. i've never tongue jacked a shit box, but who knows- maybe i'll find the right girl someday.

lol why did i think this was going to be about pruning plants, i should of known better.

I read an interesting article last week (I CAN read despite the rumors.... haters! ) which has determined that the more modern the society....the more the women want their men to look feminine.

Mexican women prefer the "machismo". The USA likes..... well..... the gay look.

Mexico:





USA:

HOLD UP!!! HELL NO FUCK THAT GAY LOOK. I have scars from hell and back a chip missing from my jaw and a dent in my skull. Lets go ahead and toss the gay accusation out before it gets any further.

^^^^^

See...there's one of them gay guys now!

LOL^^^^^

i was thinking the same thing
but i'm still for shaving my sword
face back and chest
i look like a beast

i just dont like the way odor builds up faster when you have hair down there

the worst thing ever is when your about to get some head and she stop after you wip it out and funks up the whole room
same for me about to lick her if i smell anything i'm stop, i'm still gonna fuck
but no licky licky before sticky stciky

look girls
if i spit on my dick for lube
your pussy stanks

Well, I have been married a long time now.... happily I might add....but before all that.... I was never with any one gal more than 6 months or so...usually less. I just liked to mix it up, and I certainly wasn't looking to get married.

So here's my tip with hygiene... I always made that the first stop on the sexy train. Hey babe (fill in the blank)...let's play in the tub or shower. I always started there .... then the bedroom, or floor, or where ever. I made it fun and playful. Then everyone can relax.....


Now I'm married and there's no point. I haven't bathed in 12 years...