Lollipoping

pegboy

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Did you swizzle back in 92’ with your tiger striped NL?
Swazzled, zwizzeled, lollipppoped, steamrolled,mainlined, and manifolded too. Good reading. I once read an article in Outdoor Life that said if I used their speacial fishing technique I would catch more bass....... but I didn't. That was before the interweb.
 

calvin.m16

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I'll go with this guys opinion.

Robert Connell Clarke

"It is more efficient for the plant to reuse the energy and various molecular components of existing chlorophyll than to synthesize new chlorophyll at the time of flowering. During flowering this energy is needed to form floral clusters and ripen seeds. Removing large amounts of leaves may interfere with the metabolic balance of the plant."
I've "Shwazzed" plants 3 weeks into flower and still pulled the same weight as usual off the plants. I feel like these old heads that say don't pluck a leaf are just too in love with their plants. I make a point of being my plants pimp and slapping them up every now and again.
 

Herb & Suds

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Swazzled, zwizzeled, lollipppoped, steamrolled,mainlined, and manifolded too. Good reading. I once read an article in Outdoor Life that said if I used their speacial fishing technique I would catch more bass....... but I didn't. That was before the interweb.
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calvin.m16

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Swazzled, zwizzeled, lollipppoped, steamrolled,mainlined, and manifolded too. Good reading. I once read an article in Outdoor Life that said if I used their speacial fishing technique I would catch more bass....... but I didn't. That was before the interweb.
Tiny scraggle larf buds, so small and so true, Swazzled, swizzled and lollipopped, a sight to pursue, Mainlined and manifolded, a wonder to behold, Each one unique, with stories yet untold.

With leaves so green, and crystals so bright, These cannabis plants, a true delight. A swirl of aromas, a dance on the nose, A symphony of flavors, a story to compose.

So let us indulge, in these buds so fine, A moment of peace, a moment to unwind, With every puff, and every inhale, We're swazzled and swizzled, a feeling so frail

With every exhale, we're manifolded, In a world of euphoria, a feeling unrolled, Where cannabis reigns, and flavors flow, An escape from reality, a mind aglow

Though small in size, these buds don't deceive, For they hold within, a power to believe, In the wonder of nature, and the magic it holds, Tiny scraggle larf buds, a story yet to be told.
 

bk78

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It means those original NL #5 you got for christmas probably aren't.
They are f2’s from authentic genetics IBL line. From a very well respected member on here that has no reason to lie

If you were thinking there are literally seeds from the 80’s you’re just dumb

I even stated they were f2’s when I posted.
 

calvin.m16

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There once were folks, who thought defoliating, Was something quite vile, and quite hating, They'd cry and they'd moan, and they'd make such a fuss, But little did they know, it's just pruning like us.

They'd say "Mainlining is just not right!" As if it's a sin, to increase light, But little do they know, it's all for the best, To increase yields, and pass every test.

And when it comes to lollipopping, They'd say "It's so cruel, it's just chopping!" But little do they know, it's all for the gain, To shape the plant, and ease the strain.

So let us all laugh, at these folks so silly, For they don't know, what makes a plant thrive and be jolly, So go ahead and defoliate, mainline and lollipop, Your plants will thank you, with bountiful harvest.

This post was copywritten by ManicBotanix and if you share this poem I will password protect it.
 
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