Life is shittin on me..

A bird shit on me while I was fishing earlier.

Balzac89 said:

A bird shit on me while I was fishing earlier.

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You always lucky, or is this a new one?

You should feel honored... That's only happened to me one time in my entire life..... and many birds have flown above

thats messed up im not down for that theres a BRO CODE!!!

hector0924 said:

thats messed up im not down for that theres a BRO CODE!!!

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Bro code is an illusion. You should learn that in high school.

Keep ya head up dude,it will get better.

I would remind ur brother about that time u blew 3 massive loads in her....ask him how she tastes before u mention this

Do tell your brother that she gave you chlamydia and hepatitis . Don't forget to write her number on every public bathroom stall you find and last but not least keep your kool and do not do something that you may regret . Perhaps they will name there first born in your honor and you can be uncle grandpa to the kid out of spite ....... Ok on a serious note , this sucks and I would have to really speak up to dear old big brother and let him know where you stand . Blood is thicker than water when all said and done . If he continues make sure to get that whore to give you head before she leaves him with a goodnight kiss hehe

that sucks dude, move on, not worth it

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When life shits on you, sterilize it and sprout shroom cakes.

tell him you were into some seriously weird shit and youve pooped on her multiple times

minnesmoker said:

When life shits on you, sterilize it and sprout shroom cakes.

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Now that's what im talkin bout.

minnesmoker said:

When life shits on you, sterilize it and sprout shroom cakes.

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if life shits on my ill probably still buy coir lol

beat the shit out of him with a weapon, kick her in the ass

SBR said:

beat the shit out of him with a weapon, kick her in the ass

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Woaaaah. Easy there. lol

srh88 said:

if life shits on my ill probably still buy coir lol

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You can still make hot "soil" with coco. Just need to get that shit down to a tea, and then infuse some of those funky expanding ball thingies that chicks put stinky shit in and put in the bathroom.

SBR said:

beat the shit out of him with a weapon, kick her in the ass

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Kick her in the ass? Beat the shit out of him with a weapon? Really? You are ignorant, most likely willfully, and have no place among civilized people.

hempyninja309 said:

Woaaaah. Easy there. lol

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Some people just mark themselves.

That would be kinda weird..

It's not like you guys are 15 and 16 and each girl feels like "THE ONE".

Find yourself a good woman then ask them over for dinner and treat the 'new' woman like gold.

Wasn't there a saying about not wanting someone until someone else wants them?

That is kind of funny, WW. If you had a new gf, and had them over, they would feel really stupid when you intorduced them as your brother and his gf, your ex gf. Drive home the point.