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bigbillyrocka

bigbillyrocka

Well-Known Member
They call me swiftly
Not because Ill stab ya
But when I have sex
It's over quickly
Nothing came to mind
Since I just awoke
I think I gotta crap
Sure wish the wife was here
So she can give me a stroke ;)
 
rowlman

rowlman

Well-Known Member
I can't find a light
this shit ain't right
the flint from this scripto
just took flight
one stayed lit after I set it down
tomorrow I burn that smoke shop to the ground
 
puffenuff

puffenuff

Well-Known Member
her hair sways in the wind and her scent dances through the air
my mind tells me to keep her to myself but my heart tells me I should share
the way she grabs ahold and wont let go is heavenly bliss
so I break her down, roll her up, and give her a kiss
when I'm with her, nothing else matters
and when she's gone, my reality shatters
until we reunite again
it's nothing but smoke in the wind
 
MauiLover1

MauiLover1

Well-Known Member
Wicked Witch to the North

It never really was a castle
the place to our north.
But once flowers, not weeds
the rock beds brought forth.
Now thistle grows more like pines,
and the grass not at all.
The driveways home to sky-bound reeds
that stand very tall.
Thirsty gray wood splinters
while sun and wind rip at the walls.
While inside, terrible and probably drunk
the witch echoes the halls.

But she has her beast and their bestial courtship
I would imagine.
Her wicked existence is rot,
a hell I can't fathom...
 
Capt. Stickyfingers

Capt. Stickyfingers

Well-Known Member
My mullet flows like melting butter
Hittin curbs smokin crack wit my mutter
Wife beater all greezy and shit
Moms not wearing a bra
so all you see is her pancake tit
Bare foot bustin out the side of my holy shoe
Holy shit now my foots up yo ass now foo
 
mugan

mugan

Well-Known Member
Like that nigga said .. the sky is tha limit
ride crazy , when i see that pussy you know ama hi it
every thing times two when am in it
spend all day in the bakery trying to get do
hit ya ass up , why bitch cuz i said so
am high all day on those satts just so yall kno
no shwag nothin but that dro
 
mugan

mugan

Well-Known Member
ya favorite afro african on the beat
am out for that gangsta money
evry day ridin me and my gangsta honey
i ride ma bony and she ride fo me
step out that aston all suit and tie
fucking life errday i think am gonna cu in her eye
 
S

smokey mcsmokester

Well-Known Member
.....is this thing on....mic check.........testees testees i got 2........testees testees i got 2......mic chec


Im baked off of fucking incredible
this stuff is fire with munchies..
I need some edibles...
entenmanns chocolate chip cookies
a snikers bar, some tasty cakes...gimme somethin fo heavens sake
throw on some tunes, sing me a song...
lemme stare at my wife in that skimpy red thong...
 
bigbillyrocka

bigbillyrocka

Well-Known Member
I've got nothing but time
But my times runnin out.
Don't wanna die poor
But I'll never have that clout.
A super fresh Benz
Black all the way
All that's just a dream
I wish it was a memory.
I could picture the sea
An ocean scene
Staring from my room
If only that could be me.
One thing is for shore
I'm getting down and depressed
I need to put this magazine
On the ground,
And pick up my stress
 
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smokey mcsmokester

Well-Known Member
a young man...

This here is the story
of depression and shame
an insecurity so deep
a fire not to be tamed
It started with my Aunt
who was a bitch and a bit scarey
called me ugly everyday, a faggot, a fairy...
My mom would just sit ....and let this bitch ablige
Tear her son apart, right before her eyes...
And then at the top of the hill, in an old blue trailor...
lived a child molester, who was even scarier...
I would lay down in bed and pretend to sleep
while this mother fucker would cut me ever so deep
With the touch of his hands, I would not make a peep... This man was my cousin 10 years older than me..
Between him and my aunt, can you see the insecurity.....
Im now a grown man with 3 kids of my own..
and I can assure....

they will never see or know.............the pain I have known......
 
a mongo frog

a mongo frog

Well-Known Member
smokey mcsmokester said:
a young man...

This here is the story
of depression and shame
an insecurity so deep
a fire not to be tamed
It started with my Aunt
who was a bitch and a bit scarey
called me ugly everyday, a faggot, a fairy...
My mom would just sit ....and let this bitch ablige
Tear her son apart, right before her eyes...
And then at the top of the hill, in an old blue trailor...
lived a child molester, who was even scarier...
I would lay down in bed and pretend to sleep
while this mother fucker would cut me ever so deep
With the touch of his hands, I would not make a peep... This man was my cousin 10 years older than me..
Between him and my aunt, can you see the insecurity.....
Im now a grown man with 3 kids of my own..
and I can assure....

they will never see or know.............the pain I have known......
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good stuff right there.
 
D

don2009

Well-Known Member
smokey mcsmokester said:
a young man...

This here is the story
of depression and shame
an insecurity so deep
a fire not to be tamed
It started with my Aunt
who was a bitch and a bit scarey
called me ugly everyday, a faggot, a fairy...
My mom would just sit ....and let this bitch ablige
Tear her son apart, right before her eyes...
And then at the top of the hill, in an old blue trailor...
lived a child molester, who was even scarier...
I would lay down in bed and pretend to sleep
while this mother fucker would cut me ever so deep
With the touch of his hands, I would not make a peep... This man was my cousin 10 years older than me..
Between him and my aunt, can you see the insecurity.....
Im now a grown man with 3 kids of my own..
and I can assure....

they will never see or know.............the pain I have known......
Click to expand...
Good rhyming horrible story. Thats fucked up what happen, Im sorry to hear that:(
 
buddha webb

buddha webb

New Member
Your a very strong man,i wish you everything you wish for.People like yourself,give people the strength.You can talk about this,you know how it feels,i hope the latter years give you what you deserve.Have a great day and all the best for the future......B.

smokey mcsmokester said:
a young man...

This here is the story
of depression and shame
an insecurity so deep
a fire not to be tamed
It started with my Aunt
who was a bitch and a bit scarey
called me ugly everyday, a faggot, a fairy...
My mom would just sit ....and let this bitch ablige
Tear her son apart, right before her eyes...
And then at the top of the hill, in an old blue trailor...
lived a child molester, who was even scarier...
I would lay down in bed and pretend to sleep
while this mother fucker would cut me ever so deep
With the touch of his hands, I would not make a peep... This man was my cousin 10 years older than me..
Between him and my aunt, can you see the insecurity.....
Im now a grown man with 3 kids of my own..
and I can assure....

they will never see or know.............the pain I have known......
Click to expand...
 
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