AllDayToker
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Well I'm feelin' good. Have had a good amount of shots haha. 
Let's get drunk!!!
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Mr. Bongwater
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i had a lot of bad experiences with drinkin......im what they call a stupid drunk, done so much stupid shit i wouldn't of done if i was sober
AllDayToker
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I use to be a stupid drunk. A couple hundred bad nights later, I know what I'm doing at this point not to be stupid lol.
Mr. Bongwater
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i've been drinking for about 8 years and i still manage to get in the state where i would for example feel the need to steal beef jerkey at a gas station
it all happens when im absolutely smashed, been after getting emotional and crying, been after calling a girl "babe" which was really uncalled for and i think shes a lesbian, been after throwing a rock through a window by accident, stealing a bunch of stupid shit, stealing somebody's booze and almost starting a god damn brawl between jocks and stoners, been after throwing up in a brand new truck, pissing on somebody's truck, shooting off a handgun at about 3 in the morning, falling down stairs, falling in bath tubs, passing out outside, crashing on a ski-doo and almost dying, flicking off the pigs (the 5-0), waking up in my own vomit, loosing 30$ worth of weed, looseing a sony phone, tried meth, etc
but fuck it kick some grass over your shit and keep walking like a dog
it all happens when im absolutely smashed, been after getting emotional and crying, been after calling a girl "babe" which was really uncalled for and i think shes a lesbian, been after throwing a rock through a window by accident, stealing a bunch of stupid shit, stealing somebody's booze and almost starting a god damn brawl between jocks and stoners, been after throwing up in a brand new truck, pissing on somebody's truck, shooting off a handgun at about 3 in the morning, falling down stairs, falling in bath tubs, passing out outside, crashing on a ski-doo and almost dying, flicking off the pigs (the 5-0), waking up in my own vomit, loosing 30$ worth of weed, looseing a sony phone, tried meth, etc
but fuck it kick some grass over your shit and keep walking like a dog
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Mr. Bongwater
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my point is yes alcohol is great unless u drink too much then it doesn't lead u anywhere good. didn't mean to trash alcohol on the alcohol thread lol
WHODAT@THADOR
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Ya some peep's seem like that I like to bull shit when Im good and toasty Im liable to go out mailboxing or sumtin
Foothills
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AllDayToker
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Worse thing I'll do when I'm drunk is smoke too much of my green and spend too much of my money lol.
WHODAT@THADOR
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My youngest brother used to come home sloppy drunk and could never find the bathroom he has successfully pissed on the whole familyI still piss on my sneaker sometimes.
Mr. Bongwater
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I still piss on my sneaker sometimes.
haha oh yeah same here, pissing in the dark and u can't see where the stream is going, or pissing inside, holding yourself up with one hand your other hand on yer junk pissing all over the toilet seat
oh fuck man i hates that, wake up thinking u got some weed and some money left and u aint got shit lol
Mr. Bongwater
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I come from a good line of drunks on one side. From up in the Adirondacks and on into Canada. ( if only you knew ) lmao
I broke the other way and drink on occasion, and prefer some good smoke, myself.
Never left the Adirondacks though !! lol
same here i don't live in no city either, everything grey, noisy and the air smells like shit, its enough to make ya uneasy
Foothills
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Same here. I wouldn't know how to act. I'm just a hillbilly, but I like it.
Mr. Bongwater
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so many eyes everywhere watchin u at all times 
WHODAT@THADOR
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so many eyes everywhere watchin u at all times
AllDayToker
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Gettin' pretty drunk!
WHODAT@THADOR
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AllDayToker
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You always win!!
I
Got a nice buzz myself
Hey I try hard, plus I got a Sure Shot shot glass. Gets you for sure drunk for sure every for sure time!!!
I just imagine that would be the commercial slogan, I found the shot glass at a garage sale still in the box for 25 cents lol.
Mr. Bongwater
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only had 3 beer night probably won't be gettin drunk until friday
abe supercro
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I get kinda stressed when I leave home w/out any weed... but ima tryin real hard to not be ultra stoned every second of my wakin' day, even though I tend to (generally) prefer it that way. 
Just got back from home depot, pet store and market. time to get toasted, may have to break out the volcano. someday I'll dig up a few drinkin stories from my past.... I was crazy as fuk when I drank. I wld tend to injure myself and offend ppl w my compulsive chugging of alcohol haha.... so 'THEY' don't let me get much past weed and coffee anymore.
Just got back from home depot, pet store and market. time to get toasted, may have to break out the volcano. someday I'll dig up a few drinkin stories from my past.... I was crazy as fuk when I drank. I wld tend to injure myself and offend ppl w my compulsive chugging of alcohol haha.... so 'THEY' don't let me get much past weed and coffee anymore.
