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Mr. Bongwater

Mr. Bongwater

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i've been drinking for about 8 years and i still manage to get in the state where i would for example feel the need to steal beef jerkey at a gas station

it all happens when im absolutely smashed, been after getting emotional and crying, been after calling a girl "babe" which was really uncalled for and i think shes a lesbian, been after throwing a rock through a window by accident, stealing a bunch of stupid shit, stealing somebody's booze and almost starting a god damn brawl between jocks and stoners, been after throwing up in a brand new truck, pissing on somebody's truck, shooting off a handgun at about 3 in the morning, falling down stairs, falling in bath tubs, passing out outside, crashing on a ski-doo and almost dying, flicking off the pigs (the 5-0), waking up in my own vomit, loosing 30$ worth of weed, looseing a sony phone, tried meth, etc

but fuck it kick some grass over your shit and keep walking like a dog
 
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Foothills

Foothills

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Mr. Bongwater said:
i've been drinking for about 8 years and i still manage to get in the state where i would for example feel the need to steal beef jerkey at a gas station

it all happens when im absolutely smashed, been after getting emotional and crying, been after calling a girl "babe" which was really uncalled for and i think shes a lesbian, been after throwing a rock through a window by accident, stealing a bunch of stupid shit, stealing somebody's booze and almost starting a god damn brawl between jocks and stoners, been after throwing up in a brand new truck, pissing on somebody's truck, shooting off a handgun at about 3 in the morning, falling down stairs, falling in bath tubs, passing out outside, crashing on a ski-doo and almost dying, flicking off the pigs (the 5-0), waking up in my own vomit, loosing 30$ worth of weed, looseing a sony phone, tried meth, etc

but fuck it kick some grass over your shit and keep walking like a dog
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I still piss on my sneaker sometimes. :oops: bongsmilie
 
Mr. Bongwater

Mr. Bongwater

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Foothills said:
I still piss on my sneaker sometimes. :oops: bongsmilie
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haha oh yeah same here, pissing in the dark and u can't see where the stream is going, or pissing inside, holding yourself up with one hand your other hand on yer junk pissing all over the toilet seat

AllDayToker said:
Worse thing I'll do when I'm drunk is smoke too much of my green and spend too much of my money lol.
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oh fuck man i hates that, wake up thinking u got some weed and some money left and u aint got shit lol
 
Foothills

Foothills

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I come from a good line of drunks on one side. From up in the Adirondacks and on into Canada. ( if only you knew ) lmao
I broke the other way and drink on occasion, and prefer some good smoke, myself.
Never left the Adirondacks though !! lol :eyesmoke:
 
Mr. Bongwater

Mr. Bongwater

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Foothills said:
I come from a good line of drunks on one side. From up in the Adirondacks and on into Canada. ( if only you knew ) lmao
I broke the other way and drink on occasion, and prefer some good smoke, myself.
Never left the Adirondacks though !! lol :eyesmoke:
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same here i don't live in no city either, everything grey, noisy and the air smells like shit, its enough to make ya uneasy
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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I get kinda stressed when I leave home w/out any weed... but ima tryin real hard to not be ultra stoned every second of my wakin' day, even though I tend to (generally) prefer it that way. :cool:

Just got back from home depot, pet store and market. time to get toasted, may have to break out the volcano. someday I'll dig up a few drinkin stories from my past.... I was crazy as fuk when I drank. I wld tend to injure myself and offend ppl w my compulsive chugging of alcohol haha.... so 'THEY' don't let me get much past weed and coffee anymore.
 
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