Ladies of Rollitup: How Do Small Penises Work?

I don't mean how to use them. I know that. I mean that when a guy has a really small cock, like a 3 or 4 incher, and he wants to have sex, how does he break the sad news?

Will he dim the lights so that it is already inside you and it's too late by the time you realize it is tiny? Or do guys with small dicks just stand there with their little cock out and a grin on their face like nothing is wrong? All the girls I talk to tell me that size matters a ton. Some have even told me they refused to see men after finding out they had tiny dicks.

It must be really demoralizing to have a small one. Do they warn you ahead of time by telling you? Are they like "I have something to tell you. I'm.... Small.... Buuuuut I really know how to use my tongue."

Do they ever use penis pumps and try to pump up their dick right before sex? Are they like "Hold on!" then pull out some tube-like contraption from under the bed before pumping it up like a mad man? Do they inflate it like a bicycle tire?

What about black guys with small ones? Boy, talk about a shitty hand to be dealt. That would be like being Jewish and poor.

If you are making out and you feel it and can tell it is small what do you do? Do you feel sad and disappointed? Does having a really nice car make up for a lack of girth downstairs? Do they hate on guys with big dicks? Are they like "Look at that asshole, guys with big dicks think they're so cool."

I await your replies. Men can feel free to chat it up too, I guess.

On loveline they would tell you to "double down on the oral". The woman who slept with Mini Me (verne troyer) was on stern in 2008 and she said the only reason she stayed all those months was because he gave her oral, she didn't feel a thing otherwise.

I have heard girth is preferred over length
They want ya to stretch that shits.
Besides it takes most eomen more than penetration anyway.
So little dicks need a counterbalance
like looks or a tounge

MonkeyChimp said:

On loveline they would tell you to "double down on the oral". The woman who slept with Mini Me (verne troyer) was on stern in 2008 and she said the only reason she stayed all those months was because he gave her oral, she didn't feel a thing otherwise.

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I liked loveline when "the poorman" was the host

Commander Strax said:

I liked loveline when "the poorman" was the host

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I hate that mike dude that is hosting now.

MidwesternGro said:

How Do Small Penises Work? I don't mean how to use them. I know that.

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So let me get this straight, you either have multiple small penises yourself, which seems unlikely (multiple I mean), or you know how to use small penises of others. Which of course raises the obvious question: do you prefer small penises or is it just that you used so many penises that it also includes experience with small penises?

Sativied said:

So let me get this straight, you either have multiple small penises yourself, which seems unlikely (multiple I mean), or you know how to use small penises of others. Which of course raises the obvious question: do you prefer small penises or is it just that you used so many penises that it also includes experience with small penises?

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You are assuming that I am not a penis monster.

Can there be a sister thread to this "Ladies, why do some of you neglect cleanliness and still try and get us to go down?"

there's nothing more foul than an unkempt vagina.

MidwesternGro said:

You are assuming that I am not a penis monster.

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UncleReemis said:

Can there be a sister thread to this "Ladies, why do some of you neglect cleanliness and still try and get us to go down?"

there's nothing more foul than an unkempt vagina.

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You're going down on the wrong chicks.

Why is it always about penis size? What about over stretched vaginas? Why done more women do kegels? I've had both sides of the coin one woman was 5' tall but had the loosest thing there ever was then she tells me I'm not big enough. Then another was 6' tall and would complain that after it felt like her insides were falling out because I was to big... but she did kegels all the time and it could squeeze so hard it hurt. So I would say half the problem is with the ladies.

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CannaCole said:

You're going down on the wrong chicks.

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My girl is good about hygiene. Lol I still see it as ridiculous even though I don't contend with it.

Good thread. thought provoking.
where be the ladies? hope they show up. not to knock any guys here but guys rambling on about penises?
btw im a guy and have a peepee. His name is 'Burt'. Short for Burt Reynolds not the burt from sesame street. He's a grower too
Feel sad for the 'shrimps' out there gotta be tough to her a lady say 'Is it in yet?'. in my view, worse than 'Will the defendant please rise?'
perhaps saving up for that tendon thing they do to enlarge
p.s. i know, i rambled about penises. i am a hypocrite

My ex-wife admitted that her and her friends are always disappointed when they bring home a great looking guy only to find out his dick is too small. They do say girth is more important than length, and anything under 5 inches long is a let down. As far as a stinky pussy goes, I've only had that a few times and it's usually an easy fix. I suggest to the lady that we take a shower together, and they usually oblige. I'll let my friend Jim Jefferies preach it for us -

tyler.durden said:

My ex-wife told me admitted that her and her friends are always disappointed when they bring home a great looking guy only to find out his dick is too small. They do say girth is more important than length, and anything under 5 inches long is a let down. As far as a stinky pussy goes, I've only had that a few times and it's usually an easy fix. I suggest to the lady that we take a shower together, and they usually oblige. I'll let my friend Jim Jefferies preach it for us -

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Agreed tyler,
seems to be the consensus. kind of a: must be this height to enter the "ride''
The shower thing is very tactful and very fun. The gentleman's way around the problem. very wise

“He had a penis eight hundred miles long and two hundred and ten miles in diameter, but practically all of it was in the fourth dimension.”

― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

Acidophilus.
The live kind.
You will be sad due to a lack of smell.

That could be a problem: lack of smell.
Ya know, success breeds success thing.
I always figured if I walked around reeking of 'just got laid' i'd get more.
Kinda like paying a real hottie to come shop[ing with me. The numbers come hard and fast.
It's not prostituition. I'm paying her to advertise my mojo.
I swear.

I wish I had a big penis