Ladies of Rollitup: How Do Small Penises Work?

MonkeyChimp

MonkeyChimp

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killemsoftly said:
Ya know, success breeds success thing.
I always figured if I walked around reeking of 'just got laid' i'd get more.
Kinda like paying a real hottie to come shopping with me. The numbers come hard and fast.
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Adam Carolla would mention that on Loveline, he joked that he would get his son a hooker to hang out with him in front of his classmates.
 
Macto

Macto

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I don't think it matters as long as they know what they're doing. BUT if women had a choice they'd always choose the bigger dick, it just feels better lol
 
Doer

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MidwesternGro said:
I don't mean how to use them. I know that. I mean that when a guy has a really small cock, like a 3 or 4 incher, and he wants to have sex, how does he break the sad news?

Will he dim the lights so that it is already inside you and it's too late by the time you realize it is tiny? Or do guys with small dicks just stand there with their little cock out and a grin on their face like nothing is wrong? All the girls I talk to tell me that size matters a ton. Some have even told me they refused to see men after finding out they had tiny dicks.

It must be really demoralizing to have a small one. Do they warn you ahead of time by telling you? Are they like "I have something to tell you. I'm.... Small.... Buuuuut I really know how to use my tongue."

Do they ever use penis pumps and try to pump up their dick right before sex? Are they like "Hold on!" then pull out some tube-like contraption from under the bed before pumping it up like a mad man? Do they inflate it like a bicycle tire?

What about black guys with small ones? Boy, talk about a shitty hand to be dealt. That would be like being Jewish and poor.

If you are making out and you feel it and can tell it is small what do you do? Do you feel sad and disappointed? Does having a really nice car make up for a lack of girth downstairs? Do they hate on guys with big dicks? Are they like "Look at that asshole, guys with big dicks think they're so cool."

I await your replies. Men can feel free to chat it up too, I guess.
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This reminds me a couple of jokes.

"Stick in you other hand. Now clap.
Tight huh?"

"Lucky for you I had a boner."

Those are the punch lines. :)
 
Doer

Doer

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killemsoftly said:
That could be a problem: lack of smell.
Ya know, success breeds success thing.
I always figured if I walked around reeking of 'just got laid' i'd get more.
Kinda like paying a real hottie to come shop[ing with me. The numbers come hard and fast.
It's not prostituition. I'm paying her to advertise my mojo.
I swear.
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Escorts are not prostitutes. That is settled law. :)
 
killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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Macto said:
I don't think it matters as long as they know what they're doing. BUT if women had a choice they'd always choose the bigger dick, it just feels better lol
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So, it's official: small penises work ok but only if you know what you're doing. Also, ultimately a big dick 'just feels better'.
It's simple then: learn it while, simultaneously, know you're not enough. Thanks. I think. lol
 
Doer

Doer

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Well, until Sky weighs in, we will not be very sure.

Hey Doll Face, what say you?
 
Doer

Doer

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Some vir-jay-jays can be very small. Don't think I can fit in them all. I cannot.

I know that, now. So, all arrows have a quiver. Just have to find it.
 
PetFlora

PetFlora

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I had a buddy with a little pecker. I know because I shared my GF with him several times

So small, she actually took both the Vienna sausage and beans in her mouth at the same time. Lucky bastard!

He had several long term girl friends

What he was was, good looking funny and attentive

Knew the value of mental foreplay

IMO, for most women size is not that big a deal

However, my first wife, who was a virgin, I needed to tie a broad across my ass, so as not to fall in

That led to divorce as over time I lost interest
 
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