iconoclast
Well-Known Member
A lot of women won't admit to liking a guy with a big dick because they don't want to look like sluts.
Adam Carolla would mention that on Loveline, he joked that he would get his son a hooker to hang out with him in front of his classmates.Ya know, success breeds success thing.
I always figured if I walked around reeking of 'just got laid' i'd get more.
Kinda like paying a real hottie to come shopping with me. The numbers come hard and fast.
Damn it!!!! #@$$$I don't think it matters as long as they know what they're doing. BUT if women had a choice they'd always choose the bigger dick, it just feels better lol
This reminds me a couple of jokes.I don't mean how to use them. I know that. I mean that when a guy has a really small cock, like a 3 or 4 incher, and he wants to have sex, how does he break the sad news?
Will he dim the lights so that it is already inside you and it's too late by the time you realize it is tiny? Or do guys with small dicks just stand there with their little cock out and a grin on their face like nothing is wrong? All the girls I talk to tell me that size matters a ton. Some have even told me they refused to see men after finding out they had tiny dicks.
It must be really demoralizing to have a small one. Do they warn you ahead of time by telling you? Are they like "I have something to tell you. I'm.... Small.... Buuuuut I really know how to use my tongue."
Do they ever use penis pumps and try to pump up their dick right before sex? Are they like "Hold on!" then pull out some tube-like contraption from under the bed before pumping it up like a mad man? Do they inflate it like a bicycle tire?
What about black guys with small ones? Boy, talk about a shitty hand to be dealt. That would be like being Jewish and poor.
If you are making out and you feel it and can tell it is small what do you do? Do you feel sad and disappointed? Does having a really nice car make up for a lack of girth downstairs? Do they hate on guys with big dicks? Are they like "Look at that asshole, guys with big dicks think they're so cool."
I await your replies. Men can feel free to chat it up too, I guess.
Escorts are not prostitutes. That is settled law.That could be a problem: lack of smell.
Ya know, success breeds success thing.
I always figured if I walked around reeking of 'just got laid' i'd get more.
Kinda like paying a real hottie to come shop[ing with me. The numbers come hard and fast.
It's not prostituition. I'm paying her to advertise my mojo.
I swear.
They passed the length test.This reminds me a couple of jokes.
"Lucky for you I had a boner."
Those are the punch lines.
So, it's official: small penises work ok but only if you know what you're doing. Also, ultimately a big dick 'just feels better'.I don't think it matters as long as they know what they're doing. BUT if women had a choice they'd always choose the bigger dick, it just feels better lol