xKuroiTaimax
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It qualifies as 'magic' if there's 'ky' in front of it lol
Lace and Frills <3
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Dizzle Frost
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im cheap and use spit
cannabineer
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That's not just cheap, it's nasty.
You should try this product, which was obviously made by and for psychiatrists to make analysis sessions go that little bit smoother. cn
xKuroiTaimax
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Yeah... No wonder she's not wet enough if he wants to go spiting on her XP
KidneyStoner420
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But KY IS cheap. You get the best bang for the buck. LOL
Kuroi, I dunno about them, but I'm talkin' the ladie's hiney.
Right in the turd cutter
Kuroi, I dunno about them, but I'm talkin' the ladie's hiney.
Right in the turd cutter
ganjames
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The first time I tried to stick it in a girls ass, my dick would just not fucking go in there. I was back there for about 5 minutes trying to jam in her ass. So finally I said fuck it and quietly spit about 5 times in my hand, got everything all sloppy and slipped it right in there. I remember trying so hard not to laugh.
neosapien
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I think you're thinking of Tobias Funke. An analyst and a therapist. The worlds first...That's not just cheap, it's nasty.
You should try this product, which was obviously made by and for psychiatrists to make analysis sessions go that little bit smoother. cn
konagirl420
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xKuroiTaimax
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I know! I didn't have the luxury of lube... or a warning...
ganjames
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Ohh yeah, but the moral of the story is don't hate on spit. Because my spit was there for me when I needed it the most, and I can never thank it enough.
My spit save my ass that day, and hers.
konagirl420
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So hitting the fucking bong in honor of this damn post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ganjames
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"relax your sphincter"
that's what I love to say to a girl in bed, really gets her going.
cannabineer
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(puts on a Jeremy Clarkson pious voice) This is Consumer Advice, Clonex! It could save someone a colossal pain in the
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(But too late for poor dear Kuroi. Someone was NOT a credit to malekind.)
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(But too late for poor dear Kuroi. Someone was NOT a credit to malekind.)
patlpp
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It does sound romantic don't it? Put a little Barry White in there......
cannabineer
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(I was going to stop with this, but I cannot resist the straight line)
Some of us like to use the ATM. cn
xKuroiTaimax
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To avoid being crude... one could scoop from the front door and apply out back if you really need to?
Ladies could be a bit more helpful, but like I said, I didn't have a choice in the matter
Ladies could be a bit more helpful, but like I said, I didn't have a choice in the matter