Lab Drug testing

MediMaryUser

Well-Known Member
There is a lot of discussion on "how to beat a lab drug test"
Most of the information out there is completely wrong and half of is is also just ADVBERTISEMENT for products that will not work .
IF YOU are supervised during your Urine analysis you will likely not be able to use a whizzinator because I doubt you will be the first one to try that on the person supervising.

ALSO I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT IT HELPS TO QUIT SMOKING

Here is my advice for what to do in order to pass a lab drug test for marijuana
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1.Work out a lot , but stop a few days before the test
2.spend as much time in as hot of a bath tub as possible, let the bathroom fog up with steam, add a space heater-this will make you sweat and help open up your pores in your skin to sweat even faster .Use a sauna if you have a gym membership ,otherwise the bathtub works great.
3.If your levels are high , your only chance is to DILUTE your specimen , so you will have to start loading up on CREATINE through the forms of a supplement you can buy at Wal-Mart, Walgreen, gnc etc. so your creatine levels are not lower than normal
4.A few days before the test you will want to start eating as much food as possible, especially high in protein and high in carbs, and HIGH IN FAT, and high in GLYCOGEN, high in sugar.. Drinking juice like pomegranate juice grape juice etc anything high in sugar will help you .DRINK HIGH SUGAR HIGH FAT and eat high protein high fat the day of the test.
5.ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTIANT STEPS IF YOU ARE TO DILLUTE your urine sample by drinking so much that your bladder will constantly be full and you will always be pissing every few minutes, load up on a vitamin such as Niacin or B12 in order to color your urine yellow other wise it will just look like water and that shows your intentions of cheating.
6. The night before the test eat so much you want to vomit , the morning of the test don't drink any water, don't drink much more than a gallon of anything combined the day of the test or your specific gravity and creatine will be too low no matter what you , I think drinking milk works because it is high in fat and has protein and I like to drink iced tea with real sugar .
7.a couple of hours before going to take the test , take as much niacin as possibly safe for your body weight, I took one 500mg in the morning when I wake up and two more 500mg about 2 hours before and then one more an hour before, the cheap ones at walmart came in capsule forms so make sure to open the capsules
8.drink lots and lots of creatine the day of the test
The reason for obviously is to dilute your urine, so you have to use step SEVEN in order to make your urine yellow

The reason for step number FOUR is because the drug test does not detect "thc" but it actually tests for the metabolites of thc , so if you eat so much food that your body does not have to tap into its own fat reserves you will hopefully go into "fat storage mode" which will help to prevent releasing more thc metabolites into your urine.

I believe that the most imporiant step is number 5 , but you also have to load up on creatine for a few days or it will show that your levels are below normal and you DILLUTED your sample.

The only way I know of how to increase specific gravity is to increase salt/sodium intake. You can do this by eating a lot of salty food for a few days before- Some people claim to put a scoop of salt into whatever your drinking immediately before the test, They usually only test for specific gravity if your sample is clear. Also the creatine supplement I got at walmart "body fortress" is a mix of creatine+sugars+sodium


The last and MOST important part is that you do not go into the lab and Hope to piss yellow.. I would recommend stopping at a bathroom around the corner before going in and pissing into a bottle and if it is clear like water,wait until you have yellow piss, when your piss is yellow stop pissing ,I mean stop peeing mid flow(hold it) and go submit that sample - it may be uncomfortable but this is the only way to make sure you don't piss clear after drinking so much liquids that you have been pissing every few minutes.


This will work for at least lowering your marijuana levels while not raising a red flag with clear urine and hopefully your sample will look good to the technician in the lab that analyzed it.

Good luck, this will only help you lower your levels ,but if your levels are already low it may help you test negative
 
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MediMaryUser

Well-Known Member
There is a lot of discussion on "how to beat a lab drug test"
Most of the information out there is completely wrong and half of is is also just ADVBERTISEMENT for products that will not work .
IF YOU are supervised during your Urine analysis you will likely not be able to use a whizzinator because I doubt you will be the first one to try that on the person supervising.

ALSO I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT IT HELPS TO QUIT SMOKING

Here is my advice for what to do in order to pass a lab drug test for marijuana
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1.Work out a lot , but stop a few days before the test
2.spend as much time in as hot of a bath tub as possible, let the bathroom fog up with steam, add a space heater-this will make you sweat and help open up your pores in your skin to sweat even faster .Use a sauna if you have a gym membership ,otherwise the bathtub works great.
3.If your levels are high , your only chance is to DILUTE your specimen , so you will have to start loading up on CREATINE through the forms of a supplement you can buy at Wal-Mart, Walgreen, gnc etc. so your creatine levels are not lower than normal
4.A few days before the test you will want to start eating as much food as possible, especially high in protein and high in carbs, and HIGH IN FAT, and high in GLYCOGEN, high in sugar.. Drinking juice like pomegranate juice grape juice etc anything high in sugar will help you .DRINK HIGH SUGAR HIGH FAT and eat high protein high fat the day of the test.
5.ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTIANT STEPS IF YOU ARE TO DILLUTE your urine sample by drinking so much that your bladder will constantly be full and you will always be pissing every few minutes, load up on a vitamin such as Niacin or B12 in order to color your urine yellow other wise it will just look like water and that shows your intentions of cheating.
6. The night before the test eat so much you want to vomit , the morning of the test don't drink any water, don't drink much more than a gallon of anything combined the day of the test or your specific gravity and creatine will be too low no matter what you , I think drinking milk works because it is high in fat and has protein and I like to drink iced tea with real sugar .
7.a couple of hours before going to take the test , take as much niacin as possibly safe for your body weight, I took one 500mg in the morning when I wake up and two more 500mg about 2 hours before and then one more an hour before, the cheap ones at walmart came in capsule forms so make sure to open the capsules
8.drink lots and lots of creatine the day of the test
The reason for obviously is to dilute your urine, so you have to use step SEVEN in order to make your urine yellow

The reason for step number FOUR is because the drug test does not detect "thc" but it actually tests for the metabolites of thc , so if you eat so much food that your body does not have to tap into its own fat reserves you will hopefully go into "fat storage mode" which will help to prevent releasing more thc metabolites into your urine.

I believe that the most imporiant step is number 5 , but you also have to load up on creatine for a few days or it will show that your levels are below normal and you DILLUTED your sample.

The only way I know of how to increase specific gravity is to increase salt/sodium intake. You can do this by eating a lot of salty food for a few days before- Some people claim to put a scoop of salt into whatever your drinking immediately before the test, They usually only test for specific gravity if your sample is clear. Also the creatine supplement I got at walmart "body fortress" is a mix of creatine+sugars+sodium


The last and MOST important part is that you do not go into the lab and Hope to piss yellow.. I would recommend stopping at a bathroom around the corner before going in and pissing into a bottle and if it is clear like water,wait until you have yellow piss, when your piss is yellow stop pissing ,I mean stop peeing mid flow(hold it) and go submit that sample - it may be uncomfortable but this is the only way to make sure you don't piss clear after drinking so much liquids that you have been pissing every few minutes.


This will work for at least lowering your marijuana levels while not raising a red flag with clear urine and hopefully your sample will look good to the technician in the lab that analyzed it.

Good luck, this will only help you lower your levels ,but if your levels are already low it may help you test negative
 

MediMaryUser

Well-Known Member
you guys are so funny , so cute, remember bitches like you guys posting in my thread is the reason why a lot of the original members are now gone ,and the reason why I havnt been logging in for years now .. I come back to give a piece of advice to those that are forced to take a lab test and this is what I get ..
A lot of people here are not that smart and this advice is what is needed to help many people within short notice .

your all a bunch of trolls with 10,000 posts when you joined 6 weeks ago, now you will all probably state that you don't have 10,000 posts but actually only have 9,999 posts and you have actually been a member for 7 weeks not 6. anyways thank you guys .

have fun playing online key board warriors , I bet your plants are so big too just like your penis

If you have any advice on passing a lab test, not a walgreens test to get a job at mcdonalds, please post here

by the way most people under the age of 30 type around 100 words per minute so I can type this whole shit up faster than I can say it and I don't edit it cuz I don't give a fuck

Good bye
 

MediMaryUser

Well-Known Member
There is a lot of discussion on "how to beat a lab drug test"
Most of the information out there is completely wrong and half of is is also just ADVBERTISEMENT for products that will not work .
IF YOU are supervised during your Urine analysis you will likely not be able to use a whizzinator because I doubt you will be the first one to try that on the person supervising.
ALSO I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT IT HELPS TO QUIT SMOKING
Here is my advice for what to do in order to pass a lab drug test for marijuana
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1.Work out a lot , but stop a few days before the test
2.spend as much time in as hot of a bath tub as possible, let the bathroom fog up with steam, add a space heater-this will make you sweat and help open up your pores in your skin to sweat even faster .Use a sauna if you have a gym membership ,otherwise the bathtub works great.
3.If your levels are high , your only chance is to DILUTE your specimen , so you will have to start loading up on CREATINE through the forms of a supplement you can buy at Wal-Mart, Walgreen, gnc etc. so your creatine levels are not lower than normal
4.A few days before the test you will want to start eating as much food as possible, especially high in protein and high in carbs, and HIGH IN FAT, and high in GLYCOGEN, high in sugar.. Drinking juice like pomegranate juice grape juice etc anything high in sugar will help you .DRINK HIGH SUGAR HIGH FAT and eat high protein high fat the day of the test.
5.ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTIANT STEPS IF YOU ARE TO DILLUTE your urine sample by drinking so much that your bladder will constantly be full and you will always be pissing every few minutes, load up on a vitamin such as Niacin or B12 in order to color your urine yellow other wise it will just look like water and that shows your intentions of cheating.
6. The night before the test eat so much you want to vomit , the morning of the test don't drink any water, don't drink much more than a gallon of anything combined the day of the test or your specific gravity and creatine will be too low no matter what you , I think drinking milk works because it is high in fat and has protein and I like to drink iced tea with real sugar .
7.a couple of hours before going to take the test , take as much niacin as possibly safe for your body weight, I took one 500mg in the morning when I wake up and two more 500mg about 2 hours before and then one more an hour before, the cheap ones at walmart came in capsule forms so make sure to open the capsules
8.drink lots and lots of creatine the day of the test
The reason for obviously is to dilute your urine, so you have to use step SEVEN in order to make your urine yellow
The reason for step number FOUR is because the drug test does not detect "thc" but it actually tests for the metabolites of thc , so if you eat so much food that your body does not have to tap into its own fat reserves you will hopefully go into "fat storage mode" which will help to prevent releasing more thc metabolites into your urine.
I believe that the most imporiant step is number 5 , but you also have to load up on creatine for a few days or it will show that your levels are below normal and you DILLUTED your sample.
The only way I know of how to increase specific gravity is to increase salt/sodium intake. You can do this by eating a lot of salty food for a few days before- Some people claim to put a scoop of salt into whatever your drinking immediately before the test, They usually only test for specific gravity if your sample is clear. Also the creatine supplement I got at walmart "body fortress" is a mix of creatine+sugars+sodium
The last and MOST important part is that you do not go into the lab and Hope to piss yellow.. I would recommend stopping at a bathroom around the corner before going in and pissing into a bottle and if it is clear like water,wait until you have yellow piss, when your piss is yellow stop pissing ,I mean stop peeing mid flow(hold it) and go submit that sample - it may be uncomfortable but this is the only way to make sure you don't piss clear after drinking so much liquids that you have been pissing every few minutes.
This will work for at least lowering your marijuana levels while not raising a red flag with clear urine and hopefully your sample will look good to the technician in the lab that analyzed it.
Good luck, this will only help you lower your levels ,but if your levels are already low it may help you test negative
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
you guys are so funny , so cute, remember bitches like you guys posting in my thread is the reason why a lot of the original members are now gone ,and the reason why I havnt been logging in for years now .. I come back to give a piece of advice to those that are forced to take a lab test and this is what I get ..
A lot of people here are not that smart and this advice is what is needed to help many people within short notice .

your all a bunch of trolls with 10,000 posts when you joined 6 weeks ago, now you will all probably state that you don't have 10,000 posts but actually only have 9,999 posts and you have actually been a member for 7 weeks not 6. anyways thank you guys .

have fun playing online key board warriors , I bet your plants are so big too just like your penis

If you have any advice on passing a lab test, not a walgreens test to get a job at mcdonalds, please post here

by the way most people under the age of 30 type around 100 words per minute so I can type this whole shit up faster than I can say it and I don't edit it cuz I don't give a fuck

Good bye
come on medi, i fixed the thread, deleted my posts, plus all of the other negative ones as well..

take a deep breath and count to ten, hit the reset button and let's try this again..
 

MediMaryUser

Well-Known Member
This thread is for those taking lab tests
Lab tests are not legally supervised in California for pre employment purposes, For court they are supervised.

I would expect even the new guy on his first day in the lab to know what a whizzinator looks like , what a wooden penis looks like .

quick fix would have to some how make its way into the bladder of the person to be tested in order for them to urinate it out under a supervised setting.

I have not read of any drinks that will actually work for a lab test, it all has to do with proper diet and dilution , and how to mask the fact that you have diluted your urine ..

Hope this helps

There is a lot of discussion on "how to beat a lab drug test"
Most of the information out there is completely wrong and half of is is also just ADVBERTISEMENT for products that will not work .
IF YOU are supervised during your Urine analysis you will likely not be able to use a whizzinator because I doubt you will be the first one to try that on the person supervising.
ALSO I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT IT HELPS TO QUIT SMOKING
Here is my advice for what to do in order to pass a lab drug test for marijuana
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1.Work out a lot , but stop a few days before the test
2.spend as much time in as hot of a bath tub as possible, let the bathroom fog up with steam, add a space heater-this will make you sweat and help open up your pores in your skin to sweat even faster .Use a sauna if you have a gym membership ,otherwise the bathtub works great.
3.If your levels are high , your only chance is to DILUTE your specimen , so you will have to start loading up on CREATINE through the forms of a supplement you can buy at Wal-Mart, Walgreen, gnc etc. so your creatine levels are not lower than normal
4.A few days before the test you will want to start eating as much food as possible, especially high in protein and high in carbs, and HIGH IN FAT, and high in GLYCOGEN, high in sugar.. Drinking juice like pomegranate juice grape juice etc anything high in sugar will help you .DRINK HIGH SUGAR HIGH FAT and eat high protein high fat the day of the test.
5.ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTIANT STEPS IF YOU ARE TO DILLUTE your urine sample by drinking so much that your bladder will constantly be full and you will always be pissing every few minutes, load up on a vitamin such as Niacin or B12 in order to color your urine yellow other wise it will just look like water and that shows your intentions of cheating.
6. The night before the test eat so much you want to vomit , the morning of the test don't drink any water, don't drink much more than a gallon of anything combined the day of the test or your specific gravity and creatine will be too low no matter what you , I think drinking milk works because it is high in fat and has protein and I like to drink iced tea with real sugar .
7.a couple of hours before going to take the test , take as much niacin as possibly safe for your body weight, I took one 500mg in the morning when I wake up and two more 500mg about 2 hours before and then one more an hour before, the cheap ones at walmart came in capsule forms so make sure to open the capsules
8.drink lots and lots of creatine the day of the test
The reason for obviously is to dilute your urine, so you have to use step SEVEN in order to make your urine yellow
The reason for step number FOUR is because the drug test does not detect "thc" but it actually tests for the metabolites of thc , so if you eat so much food that your body does not have to tap into its own fat reserves you will hopefully go into "fat storage mode" which will help to prevent releasing more thc metabolites into your urine.
I believe that the most imporiant step is number 5 , but you also have to load up on creatine for a few days or it will show that your levels are below normal and you DILLUTED your sample.
The only way I know of how to increase specific gravity is to increase salt/sodium intake. You can do this by eating a lot of salty food for a few days before- Some people claim to put a scoop of salt into whatever your drinking immediately before the test, They usually only test for specific gravity if your sample is clear. Also the creatine supplement I got at walmart "body fortress" is a mix of creatine+sugars+sodium
The last and MOST important part is that you do not go into the lab and Hope to piss yellow.. I would recommend stopping at a bathroom around the corner before going in and pissing into a bottle and if it is clear like water,wait until you have yellow piss, when your piss is yellow stop pissing ,I mean stop peeing mid flow(hold it) and go submit that sample - it may be uncomfortable but this is the only way to make sure you don't piss clear after drinking so much liquids that you have been pissing every few minutes.
This will work for at least lowering your marijuana levels while not raising a red flag with clear urine and hopefully your sample will look good to the technician in the lab that analyzed it.
Good luck, this will only help you lower your levels ,but if your levels are already low it may help you test negative
 

Dyna Ryda

Well-Known Member
lol, i'm trying dyna, i really am...
I know, I see what's happening here. He came in here with a shitty attitude and it fucked this thread up. You didn't do anything wrong by suggesting quick fix and he lost it, like a little cheerleader bitch that didn't get his way.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
You know you were right though, and your posts were the most entertaining parts of this thread. If you ever find yourself in the position, that another person has to watch urine leave your body, and your freedom is at stake, just stop using all ready. When did everybody get soft as baby shit?
lol, sometimes being right and doing the right thing isn't always one and the same though travis..
i felt like i had a hand in derailing this thread, so i thought the right thing to do would be to start all over again..
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
You know you were right though, and your posts were the most entertaining parts of this thread. If you ever find yourself in the position, that another person has to watch urine leave your body, and your freedom is at stake, just stop using all ready. When did everybody get soft as baby shit?
i see you knew which your to use, lol, sorry, couldn't resist.. :D
 

MediMaryUser

Well-Known Member
does anyone have any advice on passing a lab drug test with short notice when you may be watched and cannot substitute your urine ?

Has anyone ever passed a lab drug test ?

anyone ever attempted to beat a lab test and been flagged as diluted?
 

MediMaryUser

Well-Known Member
btw I am clean rite now , I don't need this advice, I can wake up in the morning and piss dark yellow and pass my tests any day ..
 

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
This thread is for those taking lab tests
Lab tests are not legally supervised in California for pre employment purposes, For court they are supervised.

I would expect even the new guy on his first day in the lab to know what a whizzinator looks like , what a wooden penis looks like .

quick fix would have to some how make its way into the bladder of the person to be tested in order for them to urinate it out under a supervised setting.

I have not read of any drinks that will actually work for a lab test, it all has to do with proper diet and dilution , and how to mask the fact that you have diluted your urine ..

Hope this helps

There is a lot of discussion on "how to beat a lab drug test"
Most of the information out there is completely wrong and half of is is also just ADVBERTISEMENT for products that will not work .
IF YOU are supervised during your Urine analysis you will likely not be able to use a whizzinator because I doubt you will be the first one to try that on the person supervising.
ALSO I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT IT HELPS TO QUIT SMOKING
Here is my advice for what to do in order to pass a lab drug test for marijuana
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1.Work out a lot , but stop a few days before the test
2.spend as much time in as hot of a bath tub as possible, let the bathroom fog up with steam, add a space heater-this will make you sweat and help open up your pores in your skin to sweat even faster .Use a sauna if you have a gym membership ,otherwise the bathtub works great.
3.If your levels are high , your only chance is to DILUTE your specimen , so you will have to start loading up on CREATINE through the forms of a supplement you can buy at Wal-Mart, Walgreen, gnc etc. so your creatine levels are not lower than normal
4.A few days before the test you will want to start eating as much food as possible, especially high in protein and high in carbs, and HIGH IN FAT, and high in GLYCOGEN, high in sugar.. Drinking juice like pomegranate juice grape juice etc anything high in sugar will help you .DRINK HIGH SUGAR HIGH FAT and eat high protein high fat the day of the test.
5.ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTIANT STEPS IF YOU ARE TO DILLUTE your urine sample by drinking so much that your bladder will constantly be full and you will always be pissing every few minutes, load up on a vitamin such as Niacin or B12 in order to color your urine yellow other wise it will just look like water and that shows your intentions of cheating.
6. The night before the test eat so much you want to vomit , the morning of the test don't drink any water, don't drink much more than a gallon of anything combined the day of the test or your specific gravity and creatine will be too low no matter what you , I think drinking milk works because it is high in fat and has protein and I like to drink iced tea with real sugar .
7.a couple of hours before going to take the test , take as much niacin as possibly safe for your body weight, I took one 500mg in the morning when I wake up and two more 500mg about 2 hours before and then one more an hour before, the cheap ones at walmart came in capsule forms so make sure to open the capsules
8.drink lots and lots of creatine the day of the test
The reason for obviously is to dilute your urine, so you have to use step SEVEN in order to make your urine yellow
The reason for step number FOUR is because the drug test does not detect "thc" but it actually tests for the metabolites of thc , so if you eat so much food that your body does not have to tap into its own fat reserves you will hopefully go into "fat storage mode" which will help to prevent releasing more thc metabolites into your urine.
I believe that the most imporiant step is number 5 , but you also have to load up on creatine for a few days or it will show that your levels are below normal and you DILLUTED your sample.
The only way I know of how to increase specific gravity is to increase salt/sodium intake. You can do this by eating a lot of salty food for a few days before- Some people claim to put a scoop of salt into whatever your drinking immediately before the test, They usually only test for specific gravity if your sample is clear. Also the creatine supplement I got at walmart "body fortress" is a mix of creatine+sugars+sodium
The last and MOST important part is that you do not go into the lab and Hope to piss yellow.. I would recommend stopping at a bathroom around the corner before going in and pissing into a bottle and if it is clear like water,wait until you have yellow piss, when your piss is yellow stop pissing ,I mean stop peeing mid flow(hold it) and go submit that sample - it may be uncomfortable but this is the only way to make sure you don't piss clear after drinking so much liquids that you have been pissing every few minutes.
This will work for at least lowering your marijuana levels while not raising a red flag with clear urine and hopefully your sample will look good to the technician in the lab that analyzed it.
Good luck, this will only help you lower your levels ,but if your levels are already low it may help you test negative
Wooden penis? Wtf, are you shopping out of a 1965 hightimes magazine! I'm an American , no one watches me piss....your threads about teaching convicted felons on parole or probation how to get away with using drugs.. smh
 

MediMaryUser

Well-Known Member
This could help someone going through a difficult custody battle(maybe you got divorced and your a great dad/mom but you use medical marijuana and are now being persecuted for it and do not have time to pass a lab drug test by simply not smoking), help someone join the military(maybe you are 18 years old and a troubled soul and decide to join the military but just cannot wait to pass a test)

this is for more than "felons"

You can be on probation for possibly growing one too many plants, maybe you are being tested in a harsh county with harsh guidelines and will be violated if you cannot pass you will go to jail?

maybe if you follow the terms of probation your marijuana cultivation will be reduced to a misdemeanor but if you fail you will be violated and get stuck with a felony ?

this is only for marijuana, I do not mention other drugs .. those sadly would be out of your system on their own within a very short amount of time .. when marijuana users-often medical patients are persecuted and raped up the ass by the courts..
 
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