MediMaryUser
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There is a lot of discussion on "how to beat a lab drug test"
Most of the information out there is completely wrong and half of is is also just ADVBERTISEMENT for products that will not work .
IF YOU are supervised during your Urine analysis you will likely not be able to use a whizzinator because I doubt you will be the first one to try that on the person supervising.
ALSO I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT IT HELPS TO QUIT SMOKING
Here is my advice for what to do in order to pass a lab drug test for marijuana
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1.Work out a lot , but stop a few days before the test
2.spend as much time in as hot of a bath tub as possible, let the bathroom fog up with steam, add a space heater-this will make you sweat and help open up your pores in your skin to sweat even faster .Use a sauna if you have a gym membership ,otherwise the bathtub works great.
3.If your levels are high , your only chance is to DILUTE your specimen , so you will have to start loading up on CREATINE through the forms of a supplement you can buy at Wal-Mart, Walgreen, gnc etc. so your creatine levels are not lower than normal
4.A few days before the test you will want to start eating as much food as possible, especially high in protein and high in carbs, and HIGH IN FAT, and high in GLYCOGEN, high in sugar.. Drinking juice like pomegranate juice grape juice etc anything high in sugar will help you .DRINK HIGH SUGAR HIGH FAT and eat high protein high fat the day of the test.
5.ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTIANT STEPS IF YOU ARE TO DILLUTE your urine sample by drinking so much that your bladder will constantly be full and you will always be pissing every few minutes, load up on a vitamin such as Niacin or B12 in order to color your urine yellow other wise it will just look like water and that shows your intentions of cheating.
6. The night before the test eat so much you want to vomit , the morning of the test don't drink any water, don't drink much more than a gallon of anything combined the day of the test or your specific gravity and creatine will be too low no matter what you , I think drinking milk works because it is high in fat and has protein and I like to drink iced tea with real sugar .
7.a couple of hours before going to take the test , take as much niacin as possibly safe for your body weight, I took one 500mg in the morning when I wake up and two more 500mg about 2 hours before and then one more an hour before, the cheap ones at walmart came in capsule forms so make sure to open the capsules
8.drink lots and lots of creatine the day of the test
The reason for obviously is to dilute your urine, so you have to use step SEVEN in order to make your urine yellow
The reason for step number FOUR is because the drug test does not detect "thc" but it actually tests for the metabolites of thc , so if you eat so much food that your body does not have to tap into its own fat reserves you will hopefully go into "fat storage mode" which will help to prevent releasing more thc metabolites into your urine.
I believe that the most imporiant step is number 5 , but you also have to load up on creatine for a few days or it will show that your levels are below normal and you DILLUTED your sample.
The only way I know of how to increase specific gravity is to increase salt/sodium intake. You can do this by eating a lot of salty food for a few days before- Some people claim to put a scoop of salt into whatever your drinking immediately before the test, They usually only test for specific gravity if your sample is clear. Also the creatine supplement I got at walmart "body fortress" is a mix of creatine+sugars+sodium
The last and MOST important part is that you do not go into the lab and Hope to piss yellow.. I would recommend stopping at a bathroom around the corner before going in and pissing into a bottle and if it is clear like water,wait until you have yellow piss, when your piss is yellow stop pissing ,I mean stop peeing mid flow(hold it) and go submit that sample - it may be uncomfortable but this is the only way to make sure you don't piss clear after drinking so much liquids that you have been pissing every few minutes.
This will work for at least lowering your marijuana levels while not raising a red flag with clear urine and hopefully your sample will look good to the technician in the lab that analyzed it.
Good luck, this will only help you lower your levels ,but if your levels are already low it may help you test negative
Most of the information out there is completely wrong and half of is is also just ADVBERTISEMENT for products that will not work .
IF YOU are supervised during your Urine analysis you will likely not be able to use a whizzinator because I doubt you will be the first one to try that on the person supervising.
ALSO I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT IT HELPS TO QUIT SMOKING
Here is my advice for what to do in order to pass a lab drug test for marijuana
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1.Work out a lot , but stop a few days before the test
2.spend as much time in as hot of a bath tub as possible, let the bathroom fog up with steam, add a space heater-this will make you sweat and help open up your pores in your skin to sweat even faster .Use a sauna if you have a gym membership ,otherwise the bathtub works great.
3.If your levels are high , your only chance is to DILUTE your specimen , so you will have to start loading up on CREATINE through the forms of a supplement you can buy at Wal-Mart, Walgreen, gnc etc. so your creatine levels are not lower than normal
4.A few days before the test you will want to start eating as much food as possible, especially high in protein and high in carbs, and HIGH IN FAT, and high in GLYCOGEN, high in sugar.. Drinking juice like pomegranate juice grape juice etc anything high in sugar will help you .DRINK HIGH SUGAR HIGH FAT and eat high protein high fat the day of the test.
5.ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTIANT STEPS IF YOU ARE TO DILLUTE your urine sample by drinking so much that your bladder will constantly be full and you will always be pissing every few minutes, load up on a vitamin such as Niacin or B12 in order to color your urine yellow other wise it will just look like water and that shows your intentions of cheating.
6. The night before the test eat so much you want to vomit , the morning of the test don't drink any water, don't drink much more than a gallon of anything combined the day of the test or your specific gravity and creatine will be too low no matter what you , I think drinking milk works because it is high in fat and has protein and I like to drink iced tea with real sugar .
7.a couple of hours before going to take the test , take as much niacin as possibly safe for your body weight, I took one 500mg in the morning when I wake up and two more 500mg about 2 hours before and then one more an hour before, the cheap ones at walmart came in capsule forms so make sure to open the capsules
8.drink lots and lots of creatine the day of the test
The reason for obviously is to dilute your urine, so you have to use step SEVEN in order to make your urine yellow
The reason for step number FOUR is because the drug test does not detect "thc" but it actually tests for the metabolites of thc , so if you eat so much food that your body does not have to tap into its own fat reserves you will hopefully go into "fat storage mode" which will help to prevent releasing more thc metabolites into your urine.
I believe that the most imporiant step is number 5 , but you also have to load up on creatine for a few days or it will show that your levels are below normal and you DILLUTED your sample.
The only way I know of how to increase specific gravity is to increase salt/sodium intake. You can do this by eating a lot of salty food for a few days before- Some people claim to put a scoop of salt into whatever your drinking immediately before the test, They usually only test for specific gravity if your sample is clear. Also the creatine supplement I got at walmart "body fortress" is a mix of creatine+sugars+sodium
The last and MOST important part is that you do not go into the lab and Hope to piss yellow.. I would recommend stopping at a bathroom around the corner before going in and pissing into a bottle and if it is clear like water,wait until you have yellow piss, when your piss is yellow stop pissing ,I mean stop peeing mid flow(hold it) and go submit that sample - it may be uncomfortable but this is the only way to make sure you don't piss clear after drinking so much liquids that you have been pissing every few minutes.
This will work for at least lowering your marijuana levels while not raising a red flag with clear urine and hopefully your sample will look good to the technician in the lab that analyzed it.
Good luck, this will only help you lower your levels ,but if your levels are already low it may help you test negative
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