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Metasynth
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Fun giraffe fact of the day:
When male giraffes become erect when about to mate, 30% of the time they lose consciousness due to rapid blood loss in the brain.
As a matter of fact, when two or more males are competing to mate, if the winner loses consciousness during the act, the “losing” male often tramples the unconscious giraffe to death and then successfully mates In his place
When male giraffes become erect when about to mate, 30% of the time they lose consciousness due to rapid blood loss in the brain.
As a matter of fact, when two or more males are competing to mate, if the winner loses consciousness during the act, the “losing” male often tramples the unconscious giraffe to death and then successfully mates In his place
tangerinegreen555
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I never french kissed one.
lokie
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kittencat
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How
The Gram Reaper
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raratt
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About 6-7 feet.
myke
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You push it in and close the doorHow
kittencat
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kittencat
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Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
myke
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there naturally high.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
kittencat
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You push it in and close the door.
myke
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Noa is rounding up all the animals but one is missing.which one and why?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
When I was ten, I “saw” a joke in a dream. It was animated somewhat like Bullwinkle but with the appropriate megafauna.
“Aw man”, said the giraffe, “I have a sore throat!”
“That’s nothing”, retorted the hippo. “I have chapped lips!”
Hey, it was a dream.
Gary Goodson
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Whoa! You’re treading a very thin line there buddy.
Gary Goodson
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Is this what people spend their time doing/learning? Did you notice how frail this guy is? No need to ask if he lifts.
I know we all waste our own time doing shit that might not matter. But come on. This is why the vapers get such a bad rap.