Kids say the darndest things...

raratt

Well-Known Member

• May 18, 2020

• #161

My 5 yo granddaughter had a hair or something in her throat so her mom told her to get a drink of water. She told her mom "Thank you for helping with my issue".

 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member

• May 31, 2020

• #162

Figured this was a good spot for this

Tyler please critique

SH420

 

DarkWeb

Well-Known Member

• May 31, 2020

• #163

shrxhky420 said:

Figured this was a good spot for this

Tyler please critique

SH420

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Amazing!

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

• Jun 23, 2020

• #164

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lokie

Well-Known Member

• Jun 29, 2020

• #165

Overheard at the zoo today.



Dad to young son: Stop picking your butt.

seconds pass

Younger daughter: Dad, he's still picking his butt!

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Jun 30, 2020

• #166

The kid likes to toy with us and say "fricking" a lot. "Are you fricking listening to me!" Last night she had a slight speech impediment and said "fucking". Then looked me dead in the eyes and said "what?" I felt so defeated. Lol.

 

DarkWeb

Well-Known Member

• Jul 1, 2020

• #167

Saw some sumo on TV......my 3yo in only a diaper very honestly said......"I can do that." Kids gonna be a handful....couple weeks back I showed him the old Adam West batman's......I got the "Bang" "Pow" to the nuts!

 

Milovan1

Well-Known Member

• Jul 2, 2020

• #168

 

jerryb73

Well-Known Member

• Jul 6, 2020

• #169

Daughter: I wonder where ice got it’s name. It’s basically frozen water. Lmao!!!

 

Milovan1

Well-Known Member

• Jul 7, 2020

• #170

raratt said:

My 5 yo granddaughter had a hair or something in her throat so her mom told her to get a drink of water. She told her mom "Thank you for helping with my issue".

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Is that simply adorable or what?

 

Milovan1

Well-Known Member

• Jul 7, 2020

• #171

 

jerryb73

Well-Known Member

• Jul 8, 2020

• #172

Daughter commenting on the movie we are watching. I think they mean cool like temperature not cool like awesome.lol

 

Milovan1

Well-Known Member

• Jul 10, 2020

• #173

 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member

• Jul 10, 2020

• #174

SH420

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

• Jul 29, 2020

• #175

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DarkWeb

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2020

• #176

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Yeah, we where supposed to go to a indoor waterpark in March......They are now open with social distancing.........Yeah F that!

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Jul 29, 2020

• #177

DarkWeb said:

Yeah, we where supposed to go to a indoor waterpark in March......They are now open with social distancing.........Yeah F that!

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Shared water sort of turns social distancing into a travesty.

 

DarkWeb

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2020

• #178

cannabineer said:

Shared water sort of turns social distancing into a travesty.

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Yeah hope they honor the tickets...good for a year and up in Sept

 

Milovan1

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2020

• #179

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Aug 1, 2020

• #180

The second I walk in the door today…

"Daddy, can you kill someone for me?"

"What!?"

"There's a moth in the bathroom".