Kids say the darndest things...

Milovan1

Well-Known Member

• Aug 1, 2020

• #181

 

DarkWeb

Well-Known Member

• Aug 3, 2020

• #182

I now understand why my parents kept saying "Can't I just poop in peace" LOL

 

Milovan1

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• Aug 3, 2020

• #183

repost

 

jerryb73

Well-Known Member

• Aug 6, 2020

• #184

Daughter: I have good traction. How else could I land on a balance beam. Well good balance too. Lmao...

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Aug 6, 2020

• #185

jerryb73 said:

Daughter: I have good traction. How else could I land on a balance beam. Well good balance too. Lmao...

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She’s ready for the tractor beam.

 

jerryb73

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• Aug 6, 2020

• #186

cannabineer said:

She’s ready for the tractor beam.

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That was said on the porch cuz it’s raining and slick. Not sure why she chose the beam to validate her traction. Lol

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Aug 6, 2020

• #187

jerryb73 said:

That was said on the porch cuz it’s raining and slick. Not sure why she chose the beam to validate her traction. Lol

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Just be sure to tell her “I am Locutus of Dad. Resistance is futile.”

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

• Aug 21, 2020

• #188

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Milovan1

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• Aug 24, 2020

• #189

 

neosapien

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• Aug 29, 2020

• #190

10 minutes ago at the dinner table…

Wife: Donald Trump is banning your Tiktok.
7 year old kid: If that motherfucker bans Tiktok
Me:

At what point did you realize you failed?

 

DarkWeb

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• Aug 29, 2020

• #191

neosapien said:

10 minutes ago at the dinner table…

Wife: Donald Trump is banning your Tiktok.
7 year old kid: If that motherfucker bans Tiktok
Me:

At what point did you realize you failed?

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It's proper context....you should be proud

 

Milovan1

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• Aug 30, 2020

• #192

 

Milovan1

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• Aug 31, 2020

• #193

 

jerryb73

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• Aug 31, 2020

• #194

I’ll start by saying my daughter is super smart, or so I thought. Lol. Her mom text me last night to say our daughter thought hot dogs were canine at least I know she’s ok with eating dog. JIC

 

Milovan1

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• Sep 1, 2020

• #195

 

neosapien

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• Sep 1, 2020

• #196

 

raratt

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• Sep 1, 2020

• #197

neosapien said:

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My grandson and distance learning are just not working out.

 

Milovan1

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• Sep 2, 2020

• #198

 

Milovan1

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• Sep 3, 2020

• #199

 

DarkWeb

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• Sep 3, 2020

• #200

He said "It tastes like women" I said "what?!" he hands me lemon juice.... women = lemon