Thanks for the help. I don't think that I'll be trying the anal insert method though.
You are missing out Sprout. Well, I don't know about this particular application. Years ago I thought plugging might work well with coke. Sent my boys on a midnight search for supositories and miraculously, they found them. I filled them up with fine blow and sent them to the head. They were hooked.
Some time later, my room mate arrived from out of town with wonderful news! I bade him sit and he refused. "you are making me nervous and I'll be damn if I want to look up to talk to you". No, he said, he would stand. What was the good news? He had located and purchased a lb of some of the finest white powder we had ever seen (it really was something). Well I was anxious to try some - SIT DOWN - No, PAUL, SIT DOWN.
He got real red faced and said, "well I gotta tell you, you remember those suppositories you made? you don't want to do that with just plain rocks"
The guy had shoved a rock up his rear end, I was surprised he hadn't burned a hole in his rectum - he couldn't sit down comfortably for days