Jail Gets a Bad Rap

@Finshaggy I hope I don't ever need it, but if I ever do require a lawyer in the future, you're my go-to guy but only on two conditions: You show up wearing a flesh colored suit and a shower cap airbrushed to emulate a brain, and you bring a middle aged crackhead proclaiming to be Shiva. I'm assuming you'll accept payment in dehydrated starfish carcasses?
So far I like you.
 
@Finshaggy I hope I don't ever need it, but if I ever do require a lawyer in the future, you're my go-to guy but only on two conditions: You show up wearing a flesh colored suit and a shower cap airbrushed to emulate a brain, and you bring a middle aged crackhead proclaiming to be Shiva. I'm assuming you'll accept payment in dehydrated starfish carcasses?

Seafood payments must be in the form of Sea Urchin.
 
[QUOTE "SunnyJim, post: 12626799, member: 153788"]Fin doesn't just contact with any random person, Tonny.

What's this in relation to, please?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, and I can help with something if you want to post it here, but j can't give advice, only build a case for you that you can choose to or not to use. At least until I figure out how Notaries become a Notary at Law, so I can be s Minister at Law. And at that point I will advertise my services as counsel.
 
This reply was a joke, I would probably accept Sea Urchin, but I would bring Government research on Shiva, the Rig Veda and other records, not a crack head. Just thought it would be funny if I pretended everything besides the starfish were normal, lol.

Seafood payments must be in the form of Sea Urchin.
 
They don't. You can't. Unless you want to wind up back in jail.

Come to think of it . . . give it a shot.
LOL
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