Jail Gets a Bad Rap

curious2garden

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@Finshaggy I hope I don't ever need it, but if I ever do require a lawyer in the future, you're my go-to guy but only on two conditions: You show up wearing a flesh colored suit and a shower cap airbrushed to emulate a brain, and you bring a middle aged crackhead proclaiming to be Shiva. I'm assuming you'll accept payment in dehydrated starfish carcasses?
So far I like you.
 

Finshaggy

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@Finshaggy I hope I don't ever need it, but if I ever do require a lawyer in the future, you're my go-to guy but only on two conditions: You show up wearing a flesh colored suit and a shower cap airbrushed to emulate a brain, and you bring a middle aged crackhead proclaiming to be Shiva. I'm assuming you'll accept payment in dehydrated starfish carcasses?
Seafood payments must be in the form of Sea Urchin.
 

Finshaggy

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[QUOTE "SunnyJim, post: 12626799, member: 153788"]Fin doesn't just contact with any random person, Tonny.

What's this in relation to, please?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, and I can help with something if you want to post it here, but j can't give advice, only build a case for you that you can choose to or not to use. At least until I figure out how Notaries become a Notary at Law, so I can be s Minister at Law. And at that point I will advertise my services as counsel.
 

Finshaggy

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This reply was a joke, I would probably accept Sea Urchin, but I would bring Government research on Shiva, the Rig Veda and other records, not a crack head. Just thought it would be funny if I pretended everything besides the starfish were normal, lol.

Seafood payments must be in the form of Sea Urchin.
 
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