It's a MEDICAL EMERGENCY! TWINKIES MAY BE GONE FOREVER!!

marc88101

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WOW! That would be a blow to stoners everywhere. When im high, hostess cherry pies are not safe around me. The ding dongs! For all that is holy, don't deprive us of ding dongs! That's it, i'm going to the store!
 

gladstoned

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They are talking like it's a strain they are going to kill. lmao.
If anything, they will stop production, then the masses freak out.
After the riots and the looting ceases, hostess will have a few commercials about how the economy was bad, but they are back, revamped.
Maybe have eminem driving a chrysler 200, eating twinkies.
Lack of supply causes people to freak out and over buy.
 

B166ER420

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WOW! That would be a blow to stoners everywhere. When im high, hostess cherry pies are not safe around me. The ding dongs! For all that is holy, don't deprive us of ding dongs! That's it, i'm going to the store!
Duuude!The walmart brand ding-dongs are better imo, $2.25 a box round here........they will never stop making Hostess Ding-Dongs or Twinkies...I hope!;-).Man, i hate to admit it but I could eat a whole box of 'em....probably :eyesmoke:
 

Hipster2U

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The unions killed twinkies. Yay, unions! 18,000 jobs, gone forever. Cut off your nose to spite your face. If you can't get more pay and benefits from the man, then it's better to have no pay, no job? Seriously? Do you have to take a stupid test to join the union? I was in a union once, same stupid morons running the show then, as now.
 

bowlfullofbliss

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They were required to get back to work by 5 pm yesterday, and didn't. CNN was waiting to find out if the Corp will pull the trigger and start the liquidation. I'm shocked no one has flinched yet, really shocked. Thats so many damn jobs, and only 1/3 of those jobs were the union bakers that refused to come off the picket line. The rest are going to be unemployed because of a few, but from what I saw, they were looking for another round of huge concessions on pay and benefits. What a tangled web.
 

gladstoned

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When we all watch the NFL strikes, and how it worked out, fucking Twinkie packers think they are Calvin Johnson.
Little Debbie and Mitt Romney are behind all of it. Read it on another thread.
 

abe supercro

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When we all watch the NFL strikes, and how it worked out, fucking Twinkie packers think they are Calvin Johnson.
Little Debbie and Mitt Romney are behind all of it. Read it on another thread.
this is an odd statement man.. still trying to understand it.. but I like it.
 

gladstoned

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I just burned one and babbling jibberish like I do from time to time.
bowlfull mentioned sides flinching on the strike. Brain triggered NFL strike,
probably cus it's only strike I have worried about in quite a long time.
Little Debbie conspiracy is them bringing down the snack cake Goliaths.
Little Debbie is the quiet voice on each side, telling each side to not back down.
Mitt Romney's name pisses people off.
Maybe it is just an everyday story of an American Icon folding up, but I doubt it.
 

ryan1918

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People are so stupid ebaying this crap and buying them like they won't be made again, if they had any common sense they will go bankrupt, sell the assets of the company, and be free of any debts.
 

gladstoned

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If American business has learned anything, it's that hype sells, not quality.
They will restructure and come back with vengeance.
Change the name, but keep is similar at the same time.
Something like Ho-stress is what I would suggest. That bitch gettin of your last nerve?
Grab that ho a cup cake.
Needs a little work...
 

TheMan13

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I doubt Hostess has any of the political friends of the banking and auto industries to abandon the rule of law in this situation ;)
 

mamahippy

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:lol:last night while watching the world news- they hadf on about hostess shutting down -or some kind shit- i really don't know what cause we were laughing so hard-i said i bet "rollitup"is picketing! i'll be damned if they didn't show a shot from the air where there were wbout 20 people or so picketing! rollitup is that you? it was pretty funny but i think you had to be here! lol:clap:
 
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