The Cryptkeeper
Well-Known Member
Um... *throws a bucket of cold water over Crypt*
Calm down...
If I ever fucking meet you IRL I'm going to find the biggest fucking Irish Wolfhound on Earth and sic it on your ass.

Um... *throws a bucket of cold water over Crypt*
Calm down...
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If I ever fucking meet you IRL I'm going to find the biggest fucking Irish Wolfhound on Earth and sic it on your ass.![]()
So not fair... Big, scary, nasty doggie.
If I met you in real life I would share my squeaky toys with you and lick you and sit on you and we'd go for walks and I'd bring you a rabbit and smother you with love![]()
So not fair... Big, scary, nasty doggie.
If I met you in real life I would share my squeaky toys with you and lick you and sit on you and we'd go for walks and I'd bring you a rabbit and smother you with love![]()
I do like the idea of licking and you sitting on me.So not fair... Big, scary, nasty doggie.
If I met you in real life I would share my squeaky toys with you and lick you and sit on you and we'd go for walks and I'd bring you a rabbit and smother you with love![]()
I do like the idea of licking and you sitting on me.
Why doesn't crypt?
Oh right he is gay of course.
I do like the idea of licking and you sitting on me.
Why doesn't crypt?
Oh right he is gay of course.
You are mistaken as I don't even know who carne is?If I'm not mistaken, aren't you the one who was hitting on Carne? I'm sure did it by mistake in your blind attempt at hitting on all the girls on RIU. I can respect that. Ya know. But be more careful next time buddy. lol
You are mistaken as I don't even know who carne is?
Hmm I'm not hitting on all the girls and like I said I am just being a nice guy and if that means I agree to let kuroi sit on me and lick me then so be it!
I get it Crypt. You hate me because you're scared of April.
Remember when you would whisper me sweet nothings and she went batshit crazy?
I respectfully stopped with the flirting and the two of us are good... Apparently if I get a strap-on, I'm her new lover. Nyaaa *pokes tongue out*
You can play nice with April and I and everyone else or have the corner of the sandbox the foxes pee in <3
Like I am some dude sitting behind a computer on my keyboard and my soft chair, looking at a screen and reading what other people put on here. So weird!!!!
I recognized that all of you are people.... people that I do not give a rats ass about but yet waste my time with.
Don't hate.