Is Canada really better than the US?

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
Yeah, WTF? We got Smarties. Is there some sort of Smarties smuggling operation going on here? As far as those other things go.... Did it occur to you that those other things are not available in the lower 48 because we won't buy them? Even if we had ever heard of them? Ok, Tim Horton's does kick Dunkin Donuts' butt, but every other food seller in the world does too.

Pixie sticks were better. You could snort them immediately. Are there Pixie Sticks in Canada? Huh? Are there? Man, I'm so fuckin wired.

So many of those pro Canada statements could properly be followed by ... "but America made it great".
american smarties are different than canadian
 

Unclebaldrick

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Ok, I get it now. That picture had both types. I thought the box illustration did not match the foreground. So it's sort of like a Nestlé version of M&Ms?

Thanks, Sunni.
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
oh yeah the chalky tart ones are good we call them rockets here, i didnt mean they were bad or anything sorry lol
 

Unclebaldrick

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oh yeah the chalky tart ones are good we call them rockets here, i didnt mean they were bad or anything sorry lol
My mother in law sends Smarties to us for Halloween. In addition to homemade cookies in repurposed Metamucil containers. It's pretty cute. The Smarties eventually get eaten or snorted. They are one of the few moribund candies of my youth still in existence. Chuckles have recently disappeared. Necca wafers are long gone. I am sure that somewhere those little candy blobs on a paper backing are still being made (why?), but I don't see them. I wonder if they still make those caramel things with white sugar-paste inside. Well at least you can still get Lemonheads - though his cousin Alexander the Grape is long gone too.

I drove through a chunk of Canada this summer. I liked the way you guys have real cream for coffee in gas stations. Nice touch. And of course, you drive on highways better than we do nowadays. Does Canada have toll roads?
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
My mother in law sends Smarties to us for Halloween. In addition to homemade cookies in repurposed Metamucil containers. It's pretty cute. The Smarties eventually get eaten or snorted. They are one of the few moribund candies of my youth still in existence. Chuckles have recently disappeared. Necca wafers are long gone. I am sure that somewhere those little candy blobs on a paper backing are still being made (why?), but I don't see them. I wonder if they still make those caramel things with white sugar-paste inside. Well at least you can still get Lemonheads - though his cousin Alexander the Grape is long gone too.

I drove through a chunk of Canada this summer. I liked the way you guys have real cream for coffee in gas stations. Nice touch. And of course, you drive on highways better than we do nowadays. Does Canada have toll roads?
not where i live ....
 

Indoor Sun King

Well-Known Member
Does Canada have toll roads?
yeah we have 2 toll bridges in BC (Vancouver), including the new Port Mann bridge which is part of the Trans-Canada Highway, and the new Golden Ears bridge but they don't charge out of province vehicles, so only the locals pay.

The Coquihalla freeway that had a $10 toll for about 20 years but they removed the toll recently.
 

april

Pickle Queen
Ontario does have the 407...express toll route..but u need a transponder or u get a bill from the pics of ur plates..
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
like like like like like like like like like like!!!!

I hate those shit everywhere phuckin bastards.
they actually had to close a park / lake near me, and dredge it due to the sheer amount of geese shit killing off all of the plant life and then the lil fishes .. :(
 

Balke Buds

Member
I watched an airplane full of people nose dive into the ground after all four engines exploded from sucking in an ass load of canadian geese back in 1995....then had to walk the runway and pick up engine parts and geese parts for days...

Shit happens, I digress...I dislike them because they defecate with extreme prejudice.
 

Silky Shagsalot

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never been, but would love to do some fishing there! so what do most canadians think of yanks? (not the govmnt.) and german beer is damn good, wine too!!!
 
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