If RIU was set up like a government...

What would the cabinet posts look like? To properly run and police the masses in a format like that, I think we'd need a Secretary of Trolling, Secretary of Sock Puppets, Secretary of Humor, Secretary of Legalization, Secretary of Posted Pictures, Secretary of Banning, Secretary of Growing, Secretary of Freedom, Secretary of Food & Cooking, Secretary of Political Correctness & Racism... So, what other positions should be filled...I can't be expected to think of everything here...

tangerinegreen555 said:

I can't be expected to think of everything here...

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Well that's for damn sure.

So, what about a "Secretary of Finding Racists and White Surepacists", like that asshole over in the Politics section.

ZaraBeth420 said:

Well that's for damn sure.

So, what about a "Secretary of Finding Racists and White Surepacists", like that asshole over in the Politics section.

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Reported to Secretary of Sock Puppets

tangerinegreen555 said:

Reported to Secretary of Sock Puppets

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Isn't that kinda like using someone else's Easy Button to find your Easy Button?

Secretary of Whining. Secretary of totally Wasted. Secretary of Needs Rehab. Secretary to Preserve the Memory of Pinworm. Secretary of Policing my Overly Winded Messages. Secretary of Bout a Pound.

GrowUrOwnDank said:

Secretary of Whining. Secretary of totally Wasted. Secretary of Needs Rehab. Secretary to Preserve the Memory of Pinworm. Secretary of Policing my Overly Winded Messages. Secretary of Bout a Pound.

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And the most important of all: Secretary of Penis.

ZaraBeth420 said:

And the most important of all: Secretary of Penis.

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Umm. Well. I honestly don't care about penises except my own humble little fella. And women are a big minority around here. Aww hell! Maybe that would attract more women! Yeah I'm cool with that. I guess. No penis pics pleaZe tho.

ZaraBeth420 said:

And the most important of all: Secretary of Penis.

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In fact, this post is too important to be given to just anyone: I nominate @tyler.durden

Tyler Durden: Secretary of Penis.

It just sounds right.

Yep. TylerD seems to go above and beyond what I would ever do for a woman. You should see that post. In the breast feeding thread. Better man than me fo sho. I guess.

Secretary of Butthurt. Yeah. Def need that with XXXXXXXX around. Don't wanna mention no names.

Everyone here needs a psychological evaluation before they can board the spaceship. Separate the wheat from the chaff

abe supercro said:

Everyone here needs a psychological evaluation before they can board the spaceship. Separate the wheat from the chaff

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I have my quarters, and I brought extra if anyone needs some.

abe supercro said:

Everyone here needs a psychological evaluation before they can board the spaceship. Separate the wheat from the chaff

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Whole lotta chaff tho bro. We could possibly end up talking to ourselves.

ZaraBeth420 said:

Isn't that kinda like using someone else's Easy Button to find your Easy Button?

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Reported to the Secretary of Transparency

tangerinegreen555 said:

Reported to the Secretary of Transparency

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But isn't that kinda like using your Easy Button to find someone else's Easy Button?

I hope you know you're making a despicable mockery of Staples' advertising.

ZaraBeth420 said:

But isn't that kinda like using your Easy Button to find someone else's Easy Button?

I hope you know you're making a despicable mockery of Staples' advertising.

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Reported to the Secretary of Irony & Sardonicism

tangerinegreen555 said:

Reported to the Secretary of Irony & Sardonicism

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Nah. Your just horny and kissing ass because she's a girl dude. You probably need to tug one out to get back in your right mind. Just saying. I ain't seen no panty pics yet.

Secretary Of The Noobs. Will handle all noobs and direct them to the search bar prior to posting questions.

GrowUrOwnDank said:

I ain't seen no panty pics yet.

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Good luck with that...

I'd like to apply for the position of Minister of Memes.

Here's my application...