If RIU was set up like a government...

[tangerinegreen555]

What would the cabinet posts look like? To properly run and police the masses in a format like that, I think we'd need a Secretary of Trolling, Secretary of Sock Puppets, Secretary of Humor, Secretary of Legalization, Secretary of Posted Pictures, Secretary of Banning, Secretary of Growing, Secretary of Freedom, Secretary of Food & Cooking, Secretary of Political Correctness & Racism... So, what other positions should be filled...I can't be expected to think of everything here...

 

[ZaraBeth420]

I can't be expected to think of everything here...

Well that's for damn sure.

So, what about a "Secretary of Finding Racists and White Surepacists", like that asshole over in the Politics section.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Well that's for damn sure.

So, what about a "Secretary of Finding Racists and White Surepacists", like that asshole over in the Politics section.

Reported to Secretary of Sock Puppets

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Reported to Secretary of Sock Puppets

Isn't that kinda like using someone else's Easy Button to find your Easy Button?

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Secretary of Whining. Secretary of totally Wasted. Secretary of Needs Rehab. Secretary to Preserve the Memory of Pinworm. Secretary of Policing my Overly Winded Messages. Secretary of Bout a Pound.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Secretary of Whining. Secretary of totally Wasted. Secretary of Needs Rehab. Secretary to Preserve the Memory of Pinworm. Secretary of Policing my Overly Winded Messages. Secretary of Bout a Pound.

And the most important of all: Secretary of Penis.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

And the most important of all: Secretary of Penis.

Umm. Well. I honestly don't care about penises except my own humble little fella. And women are a big minority around here. Aww hell! Maybe that would attract more women! Yeah I'm cool with that. I guess. No penis pics pleaZe tho.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

And the most important of all: Secretary of Penis.

In fact, this post is too important to be given to just anyone: I nominate @tyler.durden

Tyler Durden: Secretary of Penis.

It just sounds right.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Yep. TylerD seems to go above and beyond what I would ever do for a woman. You should see that post. In the breast feeding thread. Better man than me fo sho. I guess.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Secretary of Butthurt. Yeah. Def need that with XXXXXXXX around. Don't wanna mention no names.

 

[abe supercro]

Everyone here needs a psychological evaluation before they can board the spaceship. Separate the wheat from the chaff

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Everyone here needs a psychological evaluation before they can board the spaceship. Separate the wheat from the chaff

I have my quarters, and I brought extra if anyone needs some.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Everyone here needs a psychological evaluation before they can board the spaceship. Separate the wheat from the chaff

Whole lotta chaff tho bro. We could possibly end up talking to ourselves.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Isn't that kinda like using someone else's Easy Button to find your Easy Button?

Reported to the Secretary of Transparency

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Reported to the Secretary of Transparency

But isn't that kinda like using your Easy Button to find someone else's Easy Button?

I hope you know you're making a despicable mockery of Staples' advertising.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

But isn't that kinda like using your Easy Button to find someone else's Easy Button?

I hope you know you're making a despicable mockery of Staples' advertising.

Reported to the Secretary of Irony & Sardonicism

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Reported to the Secretary of Irony & Sardonicism

Nah. Your just horny and kissing ass because she's a girl dude. You probably need to tug one out to get back in your right mind. Just saying. I ain't seen no panty pics yet.

 

[dgthumb]

Secretary Of The Noobs. Will handle all noobs and direct them to the search bar prior to posting questions.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I ain't seen no panty pics yet.

Good luck with that...

 

[neosapien]

I'd like to apply for the position of Minister of Memes.

Here's my application...