i peed the bed last night

UncleBuck · Jun 21, 2012

Red1966 said:
Thanks for the new sig! Thanks for paying your taxes, too, helps to pay my excessive wages.

had no idea scrubbing shit off toilets was so lucrative.

question, though. why do you get off on following 4 faggots around?

Red1966 · Jun 21, 2012

Are you still beating your wife?

UncleBuck · Jun 21, 2012

Red1966 said:
Are you still beating your wife?

those toilets ain't gonna scrub themselves. those nobel prize winning colleagues of yours need sanitary shitting conditions.

Red1966 · Jun 21, 2012

UncleBuck said:
those toilets ain't gonna scrub themselves. those nobel prize winning colleagues of yours need sanitary shitting conditions.

Bucky ready for a night out:

UncleBuck · Jun 21, 2012

herbavor · Jun 21, 2012

an old old roomate ripped me of, and slept with my girl about a year ago or so..

i pissed his bed

as far as i know hes still sleeping on that smelly matress LOL

PUFeNUF · Jun 21, 2012

harsh, is she still your girl?

mysunnyboy · Jun 21, 2012

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herbavor · Jul 5, 2012

PUFeNUF said:
harsh, is she still your girl?

na man she isnt ..it was a long time ago

herbavor · Jul 5, 2012

was it a fail.. maybe. but i had passed out when it went down so..

Bakatare666 · Jul 3, 2013

RainbowBrite86 said:
Are there plastic covers under the sheets where you're staying? lol

Do they rent by the hour?

Bakatare666 · Jul 3, 2013

charface said:
Not to side track the thread but you went there.
Here is how to set the old lady/man up for the dutch oven.
First save up a fart while in bed.
Inform your loved one that you intend to spit up in the air and see where it lands.
If she knows your nuts she will instinctivly burry her own head under the blanket.
You grab it so she cant get out and let it rip.
Your welcome.

Fucking hilarious

Autistic Austin · Jul 3, 2013

UncleBuck said:
i've shit my pants about 5 times in the last year. sometimes it just feels like a fart, and it's not all fart.

nice burn by the way.

Are you old lol? My grandma does that.

Oh yeah, ladies....George Clooney is prolly doing it right about now.

MyPetSkunk · Jul 3, 2013

Bakatare666 said:
Do they rent by the hour?

How in the hell did you dig this thread up? Did you pee in the bed last night, and then search here to see if anyone else has? :eyesmoke:

Bakatare666 · Jul 3, 2013

MyPetSkunk said:
How in the hell did you dig this thread up? Did you pee in the bed last night, and then search here to see if anyone else has?

Naw, I clicked the little blue arrows on a quote I had from UB.

UncleBuck said:
i've shit my pants about 5 times in the last year. sometimes it just feels like a fart, and it's not all fart.

You know clicking the blue arrow will take you to the post, right?

UncleBuck · Jul 3, 2013

Autistic Austin said:
Are you old lol? My grandma does that.

Oh yeah, ladies....George Clooney is prolly doing it right about now.

nope, fairly young.

only had one incident in recent memory of sharting. the trick is not to drink beer while working hard in the hot sun all day. also, i'm eating far less processed foods.

Bakatare666 · Jul 3, 2013

MyPetSkunk said:
How in the hell did you dig this thread up? Did you pee in the bed last night, and then search here to see if anyone else has?

LOL, I wouldn't have thought to search "Piss in bed" even if I HAD.View attachment 2724400

BurnRide · Jul 3, 2013

this is a great thread, love hearing funny storys, glade you brought it back from the dead..

Did you know if you piss in the sink you save water?

Master Stark · Jul 4, 2013

Sitting there on night on the couch playing an Xbox game with a friend of my at his houses and his dad walks into the Landry room whips it out started to piss in the cat box and says loud as fuck "TAKE THAT CAT!" All while he was asleep.

stoned cockatoo · Jul 4, 2013

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i peed the bed last night

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